my random book thats full o shit

The greatest pain.

Pain is a natural thing in life we all experience it so here are the top 5 worst pain in everyday life.

1. Paper cuts
They are small but they hurt like a bitch.

2. Splinter
You get a splinter and your just like " oh I'm fine I've just got a piece of wood lodged under my skin.

3. Kicking furniture.
I swear furniture has its own gravitational pull that attracts our toes.

4. Seeing people happy on a Monday.
Why can't everyone just be normal, and look like an emotional wreck on Mondays instead if being a cherry optimistic person, it is honestly disturbing.

5. Short nails.
If your nails are really short you can barely make a fist without crying out in pain. It is the worst let alone the fact that you can't paint them.

Comment anything else you can think of to add to this list.