Marie: Hey, Cal! I've got something special for ya.
Callie: *comes running down the stairs* What?!
Marie hands her the letter.
Callie: *reads* WHAT.
Marie: *snicker* Some people realize you don't like Pearl too much.
Callie: *picturing herself as a queen ordering Pearl around* OH. IT. IS. ON.
Marie: Good. I'll tell Off the Hook then. *giggles*
~Timeskip to Battle Time~
Pearl: READY FOR ME TO BREAK YOUR BACK ONCE I WIN, CALLIE?
Callie: *from the other side of the stage* NOT IN YOUR LIFETIME, DIRTBAG.
Marina: *with Marie overlooking the fight* Callie and Pearl are going to face off in a ultimate battle, loser has to serve the other for five whole vids! I'm hyped, Marie!
Marie: No kidding, this is the most exciting thing since the uprising of octolings in Inkopolis!
Marina: *nods* The rules are simple. Whoever can get the most splats before time runs out, wins. But for some added challenge, the stage we picked was not really a stage at all.
Marie: It's a bunch of floating blocks in the sky.
Marina: So. Exciting!
Marie: Uhh, should we go ahead and tell them to start so they will stop yapping at each other?
Callie: YOU DUMB-WITTED MORON
Pearl: YOU UGLY DINGUS
Marina: Nah, I think they'll be fine for a couple of moments.
This continues.
Marina: Okay, I'm done. READY!!!
Marie: SET!!!
Marina and Marie: GO!!!!!!
Callie and Pearl set off for the center. They fight furiously, but eventually Callie's gets knocked off trying to dodge Pearl's attack. She grins widely.
Pearl: DONE SO SOON, SUCKER?
Callie: IN YOUR DREAMS
They continue to battle.
Marina: *biting her nails* This is INTENSE.
Marie: *breathing heavily* No joke there.
Classy: Hi, guys. What are they doing?
Marina and Marie: Classy!
Loxo: And Loxo!
Classy: *sigh* I still can't get the speaker off my back.
Marina: Glad to see you! And Loxo. Callie and Pearl were dared, and are now having the ultimate battle to see who is better!
Classy: *chuckles* Someone noticed that they don't get along well.
Marie: *rolls her eyes* I wish I could end this myself, but whatever I do just backfires.
Marina: I have a feeling that this won't help...
Classy: Wait, what's that? Down there, on the sidelines?
Marie: It looks like--OH MY GOODNESS IT"S EDDIE
Marina: Ed_Wheezer~!
Classy: What's she holding?
Marie: It's a sign that says, "CALLIE"S #1" Pfffttttttttt *breaks out in giggles*
Callie is dodging some of Pearl's attacks, but barely. And once again she falls off, but catches hold of the edge.
Callie: Pearl...help...please.
Pearl: Are you kidding me?! No!!
Callie: *tears fill her eyes* I...can...hold on...much...longer
Pearl: *looks at Callie's tear filled face* UGH. WHY CALLIE?!
Callie: *tears roll down her face* Good...bye...Marie...and french fries...and singing...good...bye...world...
Pearl: UGH *helps her up* *immediately gets splatted*
Callie: WOO WOO! YOUR THE SLAVE NOW, PEARL. I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marie: *face palms* Classic trick, Callie. Can't we call this a foul?
Marina: Well...the only rules were that they had to splat each other, it didn't say how.
Ed_Wheezer: YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Callie: Oh! Hi Eddie!
Ed_Wheezer: Oh, hi! *blushes*
Pearl: CALLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Marina: Ah, Cal, this is where you run.
Callie: *running away with Pearl chasing* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME MARIE
Pearl: I"M GONNA KILL YA
Marie: I'm not helping her.
Classy: *chuckles* Are we just going to leave her like this?
Marina: At least for a little while.
Five hours later
Callie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Marina: Are we done?
Marie: No, let's leave it in like this, and go to bed. Let's see what happens in the morning.
They all leave.
~Timeskip to the morning~
Callie and Pearl are crawling on ground as Pearl was still chasing.
Callie: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh *falls asleep on the ground*
Pearl: Ah-ha! I'm gonna get my revenge--*falls asleep*
Marie: Aww, I feel sorry for them.
Marina: Let's leave them there.
BAHAHA This was fun~ Don't tell that to Pearl and Callie, XD This was a bonus chapter requested by Hyksos2001, so shout out to you! Stay off the hook~! ~Nova
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