symphony | peter parker [1] ✓

bonus chapter: thirty-one

The Losers Club
Group Chat

Jada Bug
oh my god why am i here?

Tris
what is this?

Ty-Ty
no

Ty-Ty has left the chat!

Tris added Ty-Ty to the chat!

Princess Leona
ha, suckers

Ned
I just wanted to watch Star-Wars

Petey 💖
Without me?

Jada Bug
Sorry I took your place bud

Har Bear
can't a guy take a nap around
here?

Andy-Man
shut up, Harry, you know you
love us

MJ
but why am i here?

Andy-Man
the author felt bad for leaving you
out of the book

MJ
wow, fourth wall casually
broken

Wendy Darling
can't you and peter just go
make out and leave the rest
of us innocent children alone?

Petey 💖
...

Andy-Man
we can do that later

Petey
Andy!

Ty-Ty
ew

Tris
You guys wanna hear a joke?

Princess Leona
Fuck no

Tris
):

Andy-Man
awe don't frown Tristan

Jonah
use emojis like a normal person

Jada Bug
his lack of emojis is cute

Ned
Am I cute?

Jada Bug
the cutest

MJ
Gag me

Har Bear
Wow MJ, I didn't know you
got down like that

Andy-Man
eeeeew

Peter 💖
stop attacking my girlfriend's
virgin eyes with your filth,
Harold

MJ
yikes, full named?

Andy-Man
soooooo.... y'all wanna come
over for pizza and movies?

Wendy Darling
Ew, stop inviting people to
our house.

Andy-Man
no you

Ned
I'll come

Tris
I mean I'm already outside
sooo

Ty-Ty
stalker

Princess Leona
you guys are such children

Andy-Man
and this has been the last
official chapter of Symphony-
a special edition! we hope
you enjoyed our journey and
hope to see you again in Cloud
9, byyyye

Petey 💖
Andy, you've gotta stop breaking
the fourth wall, okay?

Andy-Man
never, it was made to be broken
now come over for cuddles

April 12, 2019
I wanted to write a group chat chapter
that wouldn't be canon, because I think
my kids are funny. 💁🏽‍♀️