Dear I-Tunes,
GO FUCK YOURSELF. I ACCIDENTALLY END AN UPDATE. YEAH. IT WAS DUMB. I GET IT. BUT JUST BECAUSE I DID THAT DOESN'T MEAN MY FUCKING PHONE SHOULD BE BRICKED TO SHIT AND EVERY TIME I TRY AND RESTORE IT IT SAYS "COULD NOT COMPLETE YOUR STORE REQUEST." THAT'S CUTE. I WASN'T EVEN USING THE STORE.
GO. FUCK. YOURSELF.
SINCERELY,
FUCKINGFUCKYOU MCFUCKERSON AKSDJFL;KASJDF;SASDF
FUCKING UPDATE: I GOT IT TO WORK AND THEN IT SAID "I-PHONE COULDN'T BE LOCATED." HAHAHAHAHAHA. IT'S PLUGGED INTO THE USB THOUGH. IT WAS WORKING BEFORE THOUGH. THIS IS AN EXPENSIVE PHONE THOUGH.
GO FUCK YOURSELF.
AGAIN.
TWICE WASN'T ENOUGH.
FUCKING UPDATE #2: AFTER RECKLESSLY SEARCHING THE INTERNET I'VE FOUND A SOLUTION THAT APPEARS TO BE WORKING. MY OPINION ON APPLE HAS NOT CHANGED-- THE'RE A SHIT COMPANY 99.5% OF THE TIME. (Before you go all "Oh, but you have an I-Phone," first of all: shut the FUCK UP. Second: my parents forced me to get one because it's easier to buy. Verizon makes you wait in line if you buy a flip phone or anything lesser than a "smart phone" because they can't get as much money out of you.)
FUCKING UPDATE #3: I GOT MY PHONE TO RESTORE. IT WORKS NOW. BUT I LOST ALL MY CONTACTS. SOME WOULD SAY THAT THIS WAS MY FAULT, WHICH IT IS, BUT MAYBE APPLE SHOULD FIGURE OUT A WAY THAT WOULD ALLOW YOU TO CANCEL AN UPDATE WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF WIFI/DATA (WHICH WAS MY PROBLEM) WITHOUT BRICKING IT. JUST SAYING.
SINCERELY,
FUCK YOU APPLE
YOU ARE READING
Mental Beatdown
RandomA book about the stuff I hate and why I hate it. And whatever else I want to throw in there because I don't follow your rules. NOTE: Seriously if you read any of this and get offended just shhhh because I really don't feel like hearing it at all.
