I dunno maybe I'll start a tag from this. I'll be like a sensation. Even though I already am.
1) One time I walked into a wall and started bleeding.
2) One time I fell into my friends pool and did a split and smashed my crotch against the side of the pool so hard that I left a crack. It's a good thing I'm gay because I'm pretty sure that made me infertile anyway.
3) I really like The Pet Shop Boys.
4) I also really like The Beach Boys.
5) One time I was being a hipster and told my friend this album that I bought was amazing. Then I listened to it and realized, despite what the reviews had said, that it was shitty.
6) I have a princess themed room. Mainly because I haven't done a redesign in ten years.
7) I refer to my younger self as "Ally Jr."
8) I talk to my dog and cat in their own individual voices and make them say funny things. Don't judge me.
9) I broke my arm when I was seven by trying to play Kim Possible and ziplining in the YMCA.
10) One time in middle school I kept getting all this attention from guys and I wondered why. I went into the bathroom and realized that the V-neck I was wearing was way too low and it showed all my cleavage.
11) Once I broke my cello just before a big trip. By "break" I mean I made the most important string snap off and no one had a replacement.
12) One time I held up a baseball game because my orchestra was playing for it and I had knocked it out of tune. Cellos are really hard to tune (the pegs are quite tight) and I held up the game by fifteen minutes.
13) Whenever PewDiePie asks for a high five/brofist/whatever I always do it.
14) Once someone kicked my folders down the stairs in middle school and I cried.
15) I really like that Kanye West song "Power" and know all the words.
16) I still play with Legos.
17) I have a Batman, Spiderman, and the captain from Firefly action figures on my desk. Also a Derryl bobblehead and a Dwight Schrute bobblehead.
18) I read Atlas Shrugged to impress a girl.
19) I really, really, really like Rock Band.
20) I stutter when I'm nervous.
THERE. MAKE FUN OF ME.
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RandomA book about the stuff I hate and why I hate it. And whatever else I want to throw in there because I don't follow your rules. NOTE: Seriously if you read any of this and get offended just shhhh because I really don't feel like hearing it at all.
