"Yah, what's this?"
Jungkook glanced up as Taehyung walked out of their shared bedroom, holding something between his fingers.
"That's a condom, Tae. That's what we use every time we have sex. You know? It acts as a barrier so STDS aren't-"
"I know what a condom is, you fothermucker. My question is where did you get it from? You said we ran out yesterday morning and you didn't have the time to go out and buy anymore. Where did this come from then?"
"Oh, your dad gave it to me. He said that no matter how long and thick I may be, we still need to use protection."
"He what?" Taehyung gaped, eyes wide with horror.
Jungkook hummed, turning back to his book, "I don't think he quite understood I was talking about a cucumber."
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