INCOMING PHONE CALL : V
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TAE
"hey kook."
JUNGKOOK
"hey baby, what is it?"
TAE
"nothing, I just wanted to hear ur voice"
JUNGKOOK
"aww tae, if u miss me that much, you should come home."
TAE
"nice try, babe but no."
"today's reserved solely for my parents."
JUNGKOOK
"hey, i have a question."
TAE
". . . yeah?"
JUNGKOOK
"what starts with a 'p' and ends with 'o-r-n' and is a major player in the film industry?"
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"porn!"
TAE
". . . oh fcuk."
JUNGKOOK
". . . um, good afternoon, mrs kim!"
MRS KIM
"ah, good afternoon, jungkook."
"sorry, don't mind me."
"taehyung called you from the home phone-"
TAE
"oh shiit, did you pick up from your office?"
MRS KIM
"language, tae."
"and yes, i was going to dial someone but i noticed that the phone was already in use."
TAE
"so you listened in?!"
MRS KIM
"it was quite sweet and boring but ended up pretty entertaining, not going to lie."
JUNGKOOK
"oh, um... mrs kim?"
MRS KIM
"yes, jungkook?"
"and how many times do i have to tell you to call me mom?"
JUNGKOOK
"oh right."
"mom, i'm sorry."
"i can't keep it to myself any longer."
MRS KIM
"what's wrong, sweetheart? did i interrupt some . . . alone time with yourself perhaps?"
JUNGKOOK
"what?! no, no, no, nothing like that!"
MRS KIM
"are you sure? if that's the reason, it's nothing to be ashamed of. whenever he's over, i hear tae at night when i'm passing by his room moaning your name - he's not exactly the quietest-"
TAE
"mom! that's enough!"
"yeah, i'll call you later kook!"
"bye!"
MRS KIM
"but-"
JUNGKOOK
"but-"
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CALL ENDED!
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