INCOMING PHONE CALL : JEONKOOKIE 🥰
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JUNGKOOK
"hey, baby."
TAE
"hey, koo. did you remember something?"
JUNGKOOK
"yeah, don't forget to buy banana milk. and ramen pots."
TAE
"you're telling me that like those aren't the only things we buy, like all the time."
JUNGKOOK
"well, maybe i just like hearing your voice."
TAE
"you basically hear my voice twenty-four/seven, kookie."
JUNGKOOK
"MAYBE I WANT TO HEAR IT TWENTY-FIVE/EIGHT!"
TAE
" . . . right. well. i got to do some shopping now so i'll talk to you later, ok?"
JUNGKOOK
"stay safe, baby. be careful, yeah?"
TAE
"i will, koo. i'll be home soon. love you."
JUNGKOOK
"love you too!"
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CALL ENDED!
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INCOMING PHONE CALL : JEONKOOKIE 🥰
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TAE
"jungkook, it literally hasn't even been half a minute since we hung up-"
JUNGKOOK
"is your phone in your back pocket?"
TAE
"um . . . well, it was. yeah. why?"
JUNGKOOK
"'cause that ašs is calling me."
TAE
" . . . "
JUNGKOOK
" . . . "
TAE
"yeah, sorry. must have butt-dialled you."
JUNGKOOK
"but tae . . .
TAE
"what?"
JUNGKOOK
"you're standing."
TAE
"i don't see your point. but you know what's gonna happen?"
JUNGKOOK
"uh, what?"
TAE
"your ašs is gonna be kicked as soon as i come home."
JUNGKOOK
"ooooh, sounds kinky."
TAE
"no, sounds painful."
JUNGKOOK
"well, i'd much rather tap your ašs instea-"
TAE
"i'm hanging up."
JUNGKOOK
"why? am i turning you on in public-"
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CALL ENDED!
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