Coroyakuza

Nineteen|| Break In or Up?

The S4 was known throughout Inkopolis for their infamous robbery skills. Everyone kept it to themselves though, knowing what would happen if they told anyone; Aloha had eyes and ears all around. Although their methods were Army and Aloha's idea, the orange inkling hated when they had to put the plan into action.

Skull and Army were currently outside of Safari Hat's apartment. A rumor had gone around that the green inkling has been getting money from selling ecstasy. Inside the apartment was Aloha and Safari, who were currently fucking just to distract the green inkling from their plan. The plan was for Aloha to seduce and hopefully sleep with Safari and once the green tentacled inkling was asleep, the pink inkling would unlock the door for Skull and Army. The goal was to steal as much things as they could before Safari woke up. But at the moment, the purple and orange inklings were waiting outside for the lock to click open.

Army cringed, hating the noises of Aloha's loud moans. He understood it was just for business, but he couldn't help but feel a wash of jealousy over him. He did actually love Aloha, and he longed for the day he could tell how much he really did love the shorter inkling. And not those half assed "I love you's" Aloha throws over his shoulder whenever Army agreed to do something for him. "Damn, I'm glad he doesn't moan this loud when you two are fucking," Skull stated bluntly. Army frowned, "Shut up."

Nearly an hour later the door flew open, revealing a disheveled Aloha, with his shirt unbuttoned. "That took you awhile. You look disgusting." Skull commented. The pink inkling just winked "He wasn't bad." Army glanced away. "Aw, c'mon Army you're not bad either~" Aloha pulled him into a side hug. "Aloha, no- Ew your hands are sticky!" He grimaced, shoving him the other away. "Let's just get this over with," Skull stepped into the house, closing the door.

•

"Wait, how the hell do we plan on getting this back home?" Army questioned, hands full of baggies and assorted valuable items. Aloha grinned, "Don't worry, let's just go before he wakes up."

Skull opened the door and there stood Metry, and her obnoxious pink truck. "Yo, Metry what the fuck?" Aloha called out. "What?" She replied.
"Why did you bring the most obnoxious vehicle, and what's with the slutty outfit?"
"I got a new job!" She turned to her truck. "And what's wrong with this? Wouldn't it have been more suspicious if I brought a white van?" Skull turned to Aloha, "Why'd you ask her to do this?" He shrugged, "She's funny."

The three inklings shoved the stolen items into the back of Metry's truck and got in. "You look nasty." Aloha commented. "You too!" Metry turned on the radio and annoyingly sang the entire drive to the S4's apartment. Once they arrived, she helped them carry the things and left.

Aloha flopped onto his bed and sighed. Army sat on the edge and frowned in thought. "Hey, what's wrong?" Aloha sat up and faced the orange inkling. "It's- nothing." Aloha frowned before smirking. "Is it about earlier? You know I love fucking you~" he pushed Army onto the bed and climbed on top of him. "Have you even taken a shower yet?" The pink inkling rolled his eyes. "We wouldn't fuck if I didn't," he stated before leaning down and kissing Army passionately. "Aloha wait-"
"What?" He frowned, pulling away from Army. "W-we need to talk."
"Why talk when we can fuck?"
"I'm serious."
"Oooh, that's new. What's up?" Aloha asked, climbing off of him. The two sat on their shared bed, staring at each other. "Aloha, I-" Army paused.

"I think we should break up."
"Wh- What?"
"I think we should break up," Army repeated.
"B- But... Why? Did I do something wrong?" The pink inkling asked, confusion tracing his features. "I just can't do this anymore. I love you, so much. And not because of how you are in bed. Aloha, I love you," he explained. "What? Army, I love you too-" Aloha was interrupted mid sentence. "No, I know you don't. I know you only want to fuck me because I'm here all the time. I know you're using me."
"I'm not!" Aloha cried out. "Then why can you just fuck other people so easily!?"
"You said you didn't mind!" Aloha exclaimed, tears forming in his eyes. "I do mind! Of course I mind!" Army retorted. "Why didn't you tell me? I would've stopped if you just brought it up with me," Aloha argued back. "Then you wouldn't be happy! And that's all I want for you," Army said, looking away from the pink inkling. Aloha let a few tears fall. "That's what you want? Well, mission fucking accomplished, huh?" he mumbled before grabbing his phone and leaving the room.

Then, and only then, did Army allow a few tears to spill from his fiery orange eyes.

•

The next few weeks were awkward, considering they lived in the same house. Skull advised the pink inkling to sleep in Mask's room for the time being; the purple inkling knew they were bound to make up eventually. For now though, they weren't speaking nor were they making any interaction. Aloha had been coming home late, drunken and high, causing some concerns. "Just kiss and make up already," Skull would complain occasionally, somewhat tired of how immature they were being. "That's not up to me," Aloha would always say in response.

One rainy night, Army was in the living room watching TV with Skull when the pink inkling walked in with one of his gang members, Diver. The two were soaked and drunk, laughing as they stumbled into the apartment. "Hey, isn't that your boyfriend?" Diver asked, pointing at Army. The orange inkling frowned, leaving the living room and going to the kitchen. "Not anymore. Why else would I be fucking you tonight?" Aloha giggled, grabbing Diver by his shirt collar and pulling him in for a kiss. Skull groaned. "Can y'all do that in Mask's room? I'm tryna watch my show," he said grumpily. "Sure, might be a little loud. Maybe even louder than when me and Army fucked," Aloha said loudly, just for Army to hear.

Aloha led Diver into Mask's room and slammed the door behind him, causing the orange inkling to cringe at the laughter behind the door. A few minutes later, muffled but loud moans were heard, causing Army to go in his room and climb in his bed. He tried using his pillow to block out the noises of Mask's bed squeaking and the pink inklings' obnoxiously loud moans but it wasn't enough. Tears started streaming down the orange inkling's face. He wanted Aloha back. He felt like he needed Aloha back. All he wanted was to hold the pink inkling in his arms again. Holding a pillow that smelt of him just wasn't as satisfying as having the boy he loved in his embrace. Almost an hour later, the moaning stopped. Army went to sleep on his tear soaked pillow.

The next morning, Army left his room cautiously. As soon as he closed the door, Aloha walked out of the bathroom with just a towel wrapped around his waist. They made eye contact and sighed. "I miss you," the pink inkling stated after a few minutes of them standing there. "I miss you too," Army admitted, breaking their eye contact and looking away from Aloha. "You don't have to say that just because I said it."
"But I do. I miss you. A lot, actually."
"We didn't even have breakup sex," Aloha sighed.
"So that's what you've been thinking about for the past few weeks?"
"No." Aloha frowned. "Wanna get back to-"
"I'm gonna visit Mask, bye."

Army left quickly without another word, leaving the pink inkling alone. "That might've been the saddest thing I've ever witnessed. Cod, that was even sadder than my soap opera," Skull said. The purple inkling had been lying down on the couch. "How much did you hear?" Aloha asked. "All of it," he mumbled in response. "How am I supposed to get back together with him if he won't even talk to me?" the pink inkling asked in frustration, sitting down on the couch. "Maybe stop bringing people over and fucking them," Skull suggested, turning on the TV. "What's that gonna do?"
"What you're doing right now is doing exactly what he doesn't want you to do. He broke up with you because you had side hoes and of course, there's the fact that he thinks you're using him," Skull explained.

"So I just stop fucking other people on the side? That's fine, Army and I fucked three times a night anyway—"
"Did you not just hear me? I said, he thinks you're using him, correct? So stop talking about fucking him all the time. If you really loved him, you wouldn't want him in bed with you all the time," the purple inkling said. "Since when are you an expert on relationships all of a sudden?"
"Aloha, this is common sense."
The pink inkling sat their for a few minutes before standing up and leaving the room to get dressed. He pondered over Skull's words. Did he really love Army?