Embarassing Pictures

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Hakuba first found back to his conciousness once the morning light pooled into the hospital room. The London detective grimaced, suppressing a yawn to not wake up KID... by now, sound asleep with his boyfriend again.
His back hurted, his muscles were stiff... why the bloody heck did he fall asleep in a chair? It wasn't much of a surprise to feel his whole body complaining.

But what managed to surprise him was his colleague Hattori Heiji, snuggled up against him, his face hiding within the crook of Saguru's neck. And the worst thing, he had his arm wrapped protectively around him. Hakuba froze for a good two minutes, he had no idea how to deal with this situation.
But the halfbrit knew for sure, once the two trouble makers of last night would wake up, he wouldn't have a calm minute any longer. Hakuba slowly lifted his hand from Hattori's back and tried to shift away, yet to no avial-
A quiet and dangerous snarl emitted from the Osakan's throat as Hakuba tried to escape and his grip on the London detective tightened.
Hakuba, all awkwardness aside, had to stifle an amused smile. Hattori acted like a dog you tried to steal its bone from. This was a funny situation, in a way.

"Hattori-kun..." Hakuba whispered and shook gently his shoulder. Heiji shifted but remained asleep; that called for drastic measures. That much the halfbrit knew about his fellow detective.
His hand moved from his shoulder down to his side and Hakuba jabbed him lightly. Heiji jolted up and nearly headbutted his companion, a loud 'eep' spilling out of his lips.
"H-Hakuba-kun...?!" he hissed, rubbing his side. The object of his anger merely shrugged and motioned towards the sleeping idiots close by.
"I prefer waking you up like this than to allow them a chance to gain blackmail material. You slept on me, Hattori-kun."
Heiji gasped out loud and a tiny blush spreaded on his cheeks-
Embarassment, Hakuba noted fairly entertained.
"I-I did not," he finally spat and from the bed a fit of chuckles was audible, and two individuals waved with their phones.
"Oh yes, you did."

Hakuba's smile dropped immediately.
"You-"
"Please," Shinichi smirked, "I wouldn't be a good detective if I wouldn't gather evidence."
KID chuckled and folded his arms below his head, staring up at his detective with the expression of a smug cat.
"And of course I shall add that to my photo collection... 'Hakuba-kun's and Hattori-kun's best moments'."
Heiji growled some not very polite sounding words and Hakuba sighed. It was too early for this.
"I see you feel better by now," he changed the topic, golden eyes scanning the thief from head to toe. Kaito's smile turned less razor alike as he heard this.
"Yes... I do. Is there a way how I can repay this gesture? You saved my life, after all."
"After you dumbass saved mine," Shinichi replied with a more or less displeased voice and Hattori grinned.
"Sure thing, KID. Ya just gotta assist a bit more... Until these bastards of the BO are down."
"With pleasure."
"But KID-" Shinichi began once more concerned and KID sighed, letting a lovely flower appear in his hands.

"Scilla bifolia...?" Shinichi asked quietly and KID nodded. Scilla bifolia, in the language of flowers admitting a mistake and asking for forgiveness, the Beikan male deduced.
"No secrets anymore between us, Meitantei. I promise."
Shinichi smiled in a way which nearly made Kaito blush- He loved his Meitantei more than anything else.
"Do you have a plan how to begin our little teamwork, Tantei?" KID asked into the round and Hakuba answered gladly.
"I propose we should first of all gather all the information we have collected so far... Everyone of us knows details the others don't. We need to gain a whole picture of the case."
Shinichi nodded eagerly and rubbed grinning his hands.
"I will ask two old friends of mine... They can give us some insider information we wouldn't get to know otherwise."
"And who-" Hattori began but Shinichi cut him off by raising his hand.
"Sorry, I can't tell you. Both are being targetted. Only very few people know their identities."

Hakuba sighed and raised himself out of his chair, grimacing at the obvious crack his spine made.
"I'll fetch myself a tea..."
"For me coffee please," Shinichi threw in and KID shot a wide grin at Hakuba.
"For me hot chocolate, yes?"
The British detective blinked twice and finally forced a smile.
"Of course. May I bring you anything too, Hattori-kun?" he sweetly asked and Hattori shruddered. Hakuba was not pleased to be servant in charge. But of course, the Osakan wouldn't dare to let this chance to piss him off fly away.
"Yeah," Heiji replied with an equally lovely smile, "Please, a tea as well."
Once Hakuba had left the young adults broke into violent giggles.

"And now," Hattori said, changing his seat to KID's bed at his left side, "I wanna see every embarassin' picture or video ya two have taken of us four. I've got some, too~"
KID blinked twice and immediately searched for his phone.
"The comedy treasure?" he asked, voice challenging, and Hattori nodded. After everything they have gone through the last few hours, a bit of fun was necessary.

The door opened and Saguru stepped in, four cups inside his grip. He narrowed his eyebrows as he saw his three comrades snorting and giggling like idiots and slowly set his goods onto KID's nightdesk.
"I talked to the nurse. Two days more and you are allowed to leave, Kuroba-kun. By the way... what is so funny?"
KID kept giggling like a madman yet lunged for his mug, nearly choking after the small sip.
"O-oh god it's hilarious... C-come on, share your comedy gold, too."
"Comedy gold? Do you mean embarassing pictures? Oh, I do have some, too..." Hakuba mused with a devilish smile and Hattori immediately inched closer to Kaito, giving a bit of space up for the British detective.
"Ya gotta share. We're at tha' picture where KID as Kudo slipped while standin' on his hands-"
Hakuba glanced over to Hattori's phone, gladly joining the circle, and his lips curled up into an amused smile.
"Kuroba-kun, what was this supposed to become?"
"I had to train okay?! How could I know Tantei-han's mother mopped the floor!"
"Ya walked on hands, KID!" Hattori bursted into giggles again and Shinichi pushed his own phone into the other's view.
"That's nothing. Just one word. Greedy."

The picture contained an obviously hungry Kuroba Kaito, with his whole face inside a pot of soup Conan had cooked. KID blushed and the Beikan smirked at his audience.
"He literally inhaled my food."
"Oh my god KID."

KID skimmed grumbling through his gallery and finally presented an utterly dolled up Hakuba, with pink extensions inside the Osakan school cheerleading outfit, of course with make up. Hakuba blushed deep red and much to the other two's amusement, Hattori blushed a little as well.
"H-how did you get this picture?! Aoko-san chased you!" Hakuba exclaimed, voice an octave higher while Shinichi bursted out laughing and switched to another picture.

It felt good to be this foolish. After all, this little moment of peace was just the calm before the storm.

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