44. INT. MOTEL – FRONT DESK. EVENING.
JULES and OLIVIA enter the motel. They are trying to act cool in front of the MANAGER.
JULES
Evening, sir-
JULES LOOK AT THE GUY'S NAME TAG, IT SAYS "MANAGER".
JULES (cont'd)
Sir Manager.
MANAGER
Evening, ma'am.
OLIVIA
(Trying too hard to act cool)
What up, bro?
OLIVIA TRIES TO HIGH FIVE THE MANAGER BUT JULES GRABS HER ARM TO AVOID IT.
MANAGER
Evening, ma'am.
JULES
We need a room, just for today.
MANAGER
That'll be 50 dollars. Cash or card? Can I see your ID?
JULES
Oh, mister Manager, just ask, my name is Clarissa Roberts and I'm 32 years old. How about you?
MANAGER
Actually, ma'am-
OLIVIA
And my name is Emma DeGeneres and I'm a Gemini.
OLIVIA REACHES TO SHAKE THE MANAGER'S HAND.
MANAGER (cont'd)
Excellent, Miss DeGeneres. It's just protocol.
JULES
Yeah, sure.
JULES OPENS HER BAG, GIVES HIM CASH AND HANDLES HIM A FAKE ID.
MANAGER
(Serious)
Miss... I knew it...
(Smiles)
You're not 32, you're 30. This is a great picture, by the way.
JULES
Oh, Manager, you're a delight!
MANAGER
Well, miss Roberts, you're in room 20.
JULES
Great!
OLIVIA
Is it non smoker's area?
JULES HITS OLIVIA'S ARM AND OLIVIA MAKES AN "OUCH" NOISE.
MANAGER
Honeymooners, right?
JULES
What? No!
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SPY WIVES.
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