(Probably cringe)
Russia: "You're a dick."
America: "Well you're what you eat."
Russia:
Russia: "Are you cheating on me-"
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America introducing Russia to the states
America: "This is Mississippi."
Russia: "Ok."
America: "This is Florida."
Russia: "Alright."
America: "And this is New Mexico-"
Russia: "Wait, why is she named after Mexico?"
America: "Well-"
Russia: "I knew it."
America: "What-"
Russia: sniff "You told me I was your first-"
America: "Russia, oh my gosh. Not again-"
Russia: "WHAT DOES MEXICO HAVE THAT I DONT-"
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How Russia apologize
Russia: "America, I'm sorry. Please forgive me."
How America apologizes
America: "Russia stop being mad at me, I don't want to be single and I'm hungry."
Or
America: "Russia I'm sorry, I was right and you're still wrong."
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Philippines: "Russia, I like you to meet my boyfriend America."
Russia: "You're cute."
America: "Aw thanks."
Russia: "Wanna go out to eat?"
America: "Sure."
Russia: (grabs America's hand) "See ya Phil."
Philippines: "Wait what-"
(When you introduce your boyfriend to a guy and they run off together...Yep, happened to me before except it was my crush not boyfriend. I ship it tho ;-;)
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Canada: "Why are you naked?"
America: "I-I don't have any clothes..."
Canada:(opens closet) "Yes you do, you have shirts, pants, hey Russia, underwear, socks-"
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Brazil: "Russia, I dare you to kiss the prettiest person in the room."
Russia: "Ukraine?"
Ukraine: (INTENSE BLUSHNG)
"Y-yes?"
Russia: "Move, I'm trying to get to America."
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America and Russia arguing
America: "Are you calling me a liar!?"
Russia:(In a mocking tone) "Well if the the boot fits!"
America:
Russia:
America:(Slowly standing up) "What did you say?"
Russia: "You heard me."
America: (Takes off shades) "I want you to repeat it."
Russia: "IF. THE. BOOT. FITS."
America starts attacking Russia
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America: "So you're telling me you broke this guy's god damn arm because he gave you 'bad vibes'?"
Russia: "I didn't like him ok?"
Canada: "The guy wolf whistled when you bent down earlier America."
Yeah, it was short but I'm having a severe case of writer's block so please stand by.
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FanfictionI love the anime, but this is NOT Hetalia! Also, yeah I'm shipping nations. In my defence there are other ships that is blood cell x blood cell, planet x planet, app x app etc out there! So give me some slack y'all! ♡♡♡
