Fate Series Oneshots

Extra: Mother is a Master 2 | Reader x Gilgamesh

Technically part 3 because the first "extra" had parts one and two together

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You sat in the park with your book writing, what were you doing in a park? Well, you decided to escape your servant for a tad. The blonde gold-plated-asshole had gotten on your nerves by hiding all the food in your house. So now, angry and hungry, you decided to work on some strategy and attempt to figure out what you were dealing with.

Though such a task is easier said than done when you didn't know who else was in the war and who had summoned which class.

Frowning you looked up at the sky

"how did mom do this all on her own...?!" you whined softly feeling slighted as you had nobody to turn to but the grumpy 'hero'

Closing the book and giving up for now, your gaze scanned the surrounding area, stopping when your eyes landed on a food truck. You almost drooled on the spot as you suddenly became aware of the sweet aroma of cooking food. You rushed over with the giddy disposition of a child in a candy store.

Glittering eyes took in all the different types there were to choose from. A dessert truck was definitely a good idea, and if it normally wasn't for the old man's truck business, then it would be today because you were STARVING

"I'll have a crepe with icing sugar and vanilla ice-cream...hmmm...a funnel cake and an order of Mochi please~" you grinned happily as you traded over your money and waited anxiously for the sweets

"here you go sweetie" the old man smiled handing you the first of the three

"so instead of being a good girl and asking nicely for your ingredients...you lazily go out and ask some old man to concoct some strange dessert? For shame (name)...you're only going to get fatter and uglier"

You growled at the self-righteous tone and amused air.

That asshole had found you.

"yes well, Gil," you taunted back knowing how he hated you calling him a shortened version of his name "I'm happy just the way I am so shut up"

"and to think I had hopes that you'd actually mature into a proper woman..." he sighed shaking his head

You rolled your eyes and turned back to the truck to see the old man with the rest of your order and glaring at the blonde behind you

"oi, this man bothering you little lady?" the old man asked with a look of disgust in his eyes "do you want me to call the authorities on the creep?"

Seeing this as the prefect opportunity for revenge you politely smiled at the man

"no sir, it's quite alright" you smiled so cutely you'd have sworn there were little animated roses growing around your form. Yet you continued in your plan making sure Gilgamesh could easily hear everything "he's my charge, poor boy is quite mentally disturbed..." you then leaned in close to the man pretending to whisper only to say in the same loud tone, "he's so lost that he truly believes that he's an king of ancient times on the continent!"

You could FEEL your servant grow in irk, not to mention the anger just boiling off his form as he glared a hole through your form.

Good thing he didn't have laser vision like Super Man.