After getting SO much closer to Hry Stylz, y/n wanted to do something nice for him. So she goes to one of her favorite hoes, Nipple Horny.
"Hey Nipple? D fuq does Hry Stylz like? Wanna get him something nice or whateva," you ask Nipple.
"Oh y/n Hry Stylz doesn't like many things but he likes covfefe beans.
"Cool, gotta blast-"
"WOAH WOAH WOAH Y/N. NOT SO FAST. He only likes the covfefe beans from the depths of Brazil," Nipple says.
With that in mind, y/n grabs the Saran Wrap next to her and wraps herself up again. Enclosing herself in a box, she ships herself to Brazil.
Once in Brazil, y/n finds the covfefe beans and tries them herself. What's so great about them anyway?
She almost dies from a covfefe bean addiction. But don't worry- she's saved
From the one
The only
Jesus.
Yes that's right, Jesus saved y/n. And he whispered right in her ear
"Yo cómo culo."
After shipping herself back to Hry Stylz, she hands him the beans that she retrieved from Brazil. And as she gives them to him, she slowly reaches for Hry Stylz' ear, repeating the same words that Jesus had told her.
Hry Stylz smiles and looks at her. "I don't speak French."
