18+ thoughts that i can't share with my friends

WHY THE FUCK

so i had a thought and i went to post it and this almost has 4k??? WHY? it's just be being a fucking DUMBASS???

so now for the thought that i was annoying a slightly freaked:

(Edit: I don't even know what I was trying to say above but I was probably tired or drunk so don't mind me)

i want Felix Kjellberg to slap me in the face, call me a slut, force me onto my knees and make me beg for his touch. 🤷🏻‍♀️