Literally I was walking my dog and sum dude fucking wolf whistled at me. Like dude.... IM JUST WALKING MY MOTHER FUCKING DOG. Like come back when you're Jacksepticeye or Robert Sheehan. It's like midnight so I was in my comfy clothes which is just shorts and a sports bra (fuck titties, bras are annoying) and like I didn't expect anyone to come down the street because it's so late but of course there has to be that one guy. Like honestly fuck dudes, girls rarely sit there and like cat call girls or whistle at them. Moral of the story: eat pussy and fuck nice guys. Some dudes don't deserve love and affection... or head.... or sex of any kind
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