18+ thoughts that i can't share with my friends

Seriously what crack are yall smoking?

Almost 20k... WHAT THE SHIT. I'll have whatever y'all are having.

Also y'all ever look at someone and then you're like..💁🏻‍♀️

And then you're like 💕

And then you're like 🤰🏻

Then 🤱🏻

Then 👩‍👧‍👧

Then you got six imaginary kids names Larry, Gary, Sherry, Carrie, Mary, and Harry and your struggling to get them their gogurt for lunch at school so you gotta go ask you're imaginary baby daddy for funds cause he ain't even like you and you fell in love with him by stalking his Instagram cause he's a celebrity and too young to be having babies.