Maybe if you werent so busy looking at my titties and zoning out while I was speaking maybe you could've realized that the 2 liter you forgot was Diet Pepsi not FUCKING MOUNTAIN DEW. But me, being nice, just told you that it was correct so you didn't have to come back again. This isn't some porno, I DO have money to pay for the pizza and no you can't come inside.
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Non-Fictionweird things about youtubers, vents about my life and a lot of oversharing.
