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GROUP NAME: whore naysh
MEMBERS: RYDER, GINA, MOLLY, FINN

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RYDER
gguyyss im fuckin DEAD

RYDER
so im at the doctor right for my
birth control check up and the
doctor was like 'are you sexually
active' in the sweetest voice
and i was like ma'am im a whore

FINN
SKSJSJ

FINN
then what did you do

RYDER
we finished the check up and then
some boy gave me his number who
was waiting in the lobby

FINN
you make it sound so EASY

FINN
as a struggling gay man,
i am struggling

MOLLY
god do you have the bring
up the fact that you're gay
every fuckin second

FINN
yes it's my only
personality trait

MOLLY
criminal

GINA
was the guy at least cute?

RYDER
eh passable

RYDER
his name was pietro

GINA
sounds festive

MOLLY
i knew a guy named pietro once
and he fuckin threw up on my
goddamned adidas and stole
my cash

FINN
it was me im pietro

MOLLY
you're so fuckin punchable
im gonna knock your teeth in fi

FINN
alright! thanks!

GINA
please no violence

GINA
let's cheer on our fellow
hoe to get some more dick

RYDER
uurgh im texting him and
he's like 'wyd babygirl' and im
eating strawberries so i was like
'eating strawberries' and he's
like 'what would you do if i was
with you' and i was like...,,
'eat my strawberries'

MOLLY
shut him down sis

GINA
god i hate those guys
who cum over sexting

GINA
fucking lame

GINA
be a man and send a vid

MOLLY
alright facts

FINN
or the guys who want
you to sext through a
phone call!!!!!!
that ain't it chief

RYDER
ugh i hate sexting

RYDER
im too cute to be sending
hot ass pics to guys
who'll cum in 8 seconds

FINN
lmfaoo 8 second
jeremy what's up

RYDER
mf didn't even have
his dick in me yet

GINA
all men ain't shit smh

FINN
hey don't disrespect my mans
frank ocean like that

GINA
some* men ain't shit

MOLLY
speaking of guys
who cum in 8 seconds

MOLLY
i just sent a nude last
night to a guy who goes to
the bronx school and
he's like mmhHnm
you're so hot holy shit
and he just LOOKED
at my picture tonight 
and came wtf

FINN
the power of nudes

GINA
you're too powerful
save some for us

RYDER
ugh your mind 🤩🤩
we love a beautiful queen

RYDER
but we hate a guy who
cums in 8 seconds AND
keeps your photos 🙃

MOLLY
it's so fuckin WEIRD

MOLLY
like ?????? delete it bitch

GINA
agreed — perv naysh

RYDER
lmfaooo you right

RYDER
ah shit fuck guys brb i
gotta go send some nudes

GINA
OOH wear the baby
pink lingerie i bought you!

MOLLY
oh YES bc it goes
STELLAR w ur tan

FINN
wear the lip gloss i got u bb

RYDER
i love my mf girls

FINN
honored!!!!!!






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honestly i could really go for a coma right now. sounds festive

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