CONVERSATION WITH: RYDER
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MICHELLE
ryder wake the
fuck up
MICHELLE
we're talking business
RYDER
mj it's 3 am on a
saturday please let
me watch queer eye
in peace
RYDER
i know why you're
texting me and i
just — ugh
MICHELLE
what's so ugh about
getting the hot baby
cakes back in your life?
MICHELLE
you know you want
those hot baby cakes
ryder
MICHELLE
don't deny it
RYDER
is this supposed to
make me feel better
MICHELLE
correction: it is
making you feel better
MICHELLE
now c'mon we need
to properly discuss this
MICHELLE
i just downed a 5
hour energy and
chugged a red bull
so im going on
head first in this
bitch
RYDER
because i love you
i'll pause my queer
eye
MICHELLE
that's the spirit
MICHELLE
oh hey speaking
of love
MICHELLE
how's that parker
kid doing?
MICHELLE
oh wait you wouldn't
know because you
haven't talked to
him in 7.62 days
MICHELLE
what's up with that
by the way?
RYDER
this red bull is really
getting to you
MICHELLE
answer the question
phoenix or i'll sell your
clothes to a recycling
department
RYDER
so unnecessary
RYDER
anyway
RYDER
i think i screwed
things up
RYDER
i waited too long
and i reacted so
poorly to him
telling me he
loved me
MICHELLE
technically i was the
one who said he was
in love with you but
that's besides the point
MICHELLE
do you love him?
RYDER
mj..
MICHELLE
it's not fucking
rocket science
phoenix do you
love him or not
RYDER
sigh
RYDER
i don't know what love
feels like so i can't
really say for sure
MICHELLE
alright alright
im taking notes
MICHELLE
so lemme ask you
some buzzfeed
personality type
questions, okay?
MICHELLE
i'll be ryan and you
can be shane
RYDER
alright sounds fair
MICHELLE
1 do you look forward
to seeing him everyday
RYDER
yes of course
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