𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐋

eleven

GROUP NAME: initiation
MEMBERS: PETER, MOLLY, GINA, FINN

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MOLLY
listen here, kid

FINN
now we don't
want any trouble

GINA
we just want to talk

MOLLY
we also want $38284
in cash only delivered
directly to the parking
lot of chick fil a

PETER
who is this?

PETER
how'd you find
my number?

FINN
we aren't stupid

MOLLY
we know what you did

PETER
i dont know what
you're talking about

GINA
i think you know
exactly what we are
talking about

FINN
we're talking about
you and Ryder!!!☺️

PETER
wait what

GINA
we're just messing with
you, it's gina. the other
two idiots are molly and
finn. we got your number
on ryders phone

GINA
and before you ask if
she's alright given she
didn't answer your text,
she's fine, she's sleeping

PETER
holy dick i thought this
was a spiderman thing
(not sent!)

FINN
hi it's finn and sorry
if we scared you

MOLLY
you still owe
us the cash

PETER
hi im sorry but i have
like $4.03 in my wallet

PETER
i can buy you nuggets???
perhaps that's an even
exchange for my life

GINA
no one is buying anyone
nuggets. don't fall for it

MOLLY
i was serious

MOLLY
anyways this is
your initiation

PETER
my what?

MOLLY
do you know what
initiation means?

PETER
wh- yeS i know
what it means

PETER
but why are
we having it?

FINN
for you and ryder

GINA
to date

PETER
woah

PETER
uh

PETER
sorry to break it to you
guys but i dont think
she likes me in that way

MOLLY
oh we know more
than you think

FINN
plus we know you're
smitten over her so
that's a plus

PETER
what? where'd you hear
that? i dont have a crush!

GINA
you gave her
your sweatshirt

PETER
ok fuck i like her