eighteen

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GROUP NAME: fuck you ernesto de la cruz
MEMBERS: RYDER, FINN, MOLLY, GINA

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RYDER
gGUYYS!!!!!!!!!

FINN
fuckadasonic it's two
in the morning

MOLLY
oh please you're wide
awake fantasizing
about rob lowe from
the outsiders don't
be like that

FINN
holy shit molly

FINN
did lady the goose bite
your ass again because
your attitude is not
acceptable for 2 in
the morning

MOLLY
lady the goose has
nothing to do with
my internal anger

MOLLY
my stupid twat of a
brother sold his
pokemon cards for
pot and im so fucking
mad

MOLLY
he had tropical mega battle
and fucking pikachu trainer

MOLLY
im putting him up
for adoption if anyone
wants a stupid ass kid

GINA
y'all better have a good
fucking excuse
for waking me up

GINA
assholes

FINN
don't yell at us
yell at ryder

MOLLY
and we're summoned
because..?

RYDER
peter and i kissed!
and etc

FINN
HOLY SHIT WHAT

FINN

FINNOKGM

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FINN
OKGM

FINN
BUURUHHHH

FINN
ASFFHJKL

FINN
AAHAHHHH

MOLLY
am i on CRACK or
did i read that right

GINA
my God FINALLY

GINA
poor kid's been freaking
out for ages about it

RYDER
omg what g

GINA
let's just say you're not
my only patient ;)

MOLLY
definitely on crack

MOLLY
this is WHACK

MOLLY
IM SO HAPLY FOR YOU

MOLLY
im still framing him
for murder in
argentina though

FINN
wait did this just happen?

RYDER
literally 30 min ago🤠

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