twenty four

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CONVERSATION WITH: NED

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NED
Alright spit it out

PETER
what did i do this time

NED
You were a smiling mess
today at school and you
didn't tell me anything
from your little rendezvous
with your 'pretty girl'

PETER
what? rendezvous?
who said anything
about a rendezvous?
because we would
never do anything
like that and you're
a big liar

NED
Holy

NED
Shit

NED
DID YOU SMASH

PETER
oh my GOD i cannot
believe you just asked
me that how can you
assume such awful
things that aren't true

PETER
ok maybe they're true

PETER
BUT

PETER
you cannot tell ANYONE

NED
JENSNQKSKFNFHWIS

NED
IM SCREAMING THIS
TO THE GODDAMNED
UNIVERSE!!!!

NED
HAHAH MICHELLE
OWES ME 15 BUCKS

PETER
oh my GOD

PETER
did you guys seriously
bet on us??????

NED
heheheheh

NED added MICHELLE to the chat!

NED
In your FACE Michelle
you owe me 15 bucks!!!

MICHELLE
welp there goes my
gas money

PETER
you don't even have
a car michelle

MICHELLE
yeah well i could have
gas money if i wanted
to, now could i?

PETER
holy shit

MICHELLE
besides i could've used
the money to deport
you to india

MICHELLE
you're a nuisance and
i want you out of the
country by tomorrow

PETER
wait please i haven't
been to hollywood yet

MICHELLE
have fun in bollywood

NED
I'll wave you goodbye
at the airport

NED
And when you get
back I'll make a
sign that says
'Welcome back from
rehab! We missed you'

MICHELLE
bold of you to assume
he's coming back

PETER
great

PETER
to THINK i had a
chance of seeing the
jonas brothers live

PETER
i'll never hope for
anything ever again

NED
Also I'm legally
allowed to take
your lunch money
because you didn't
come to Goat's annual
confirmation :/

NED
I'm gonna find a
new alter boy if
you keep acting
up like this

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