GROUP NAME: finally you prudes
MEMBERS: RYDER, PETER, GINA, FINN, MOLLY, NED, MICHELLE
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MICHELLE
don't worry gang they're
back to fuckin
PETER
MICHELLE
PETER
what did we talk about
MICHELLE
to not say impulsive
things around your
girlfriend
PETER
and what did you do
MICHELLE
say the fuckin truth
PETER
wait mj no
MOLLY
are we really surprised?
are we gonna pretend
like we didn't know this
was finna happen?
FINN
ugh love love!
NED
Thank god
NED
Goat was getting
restless with all
this drama
RYDER
sorry to have put goat
under so much stress
MICHELLE
y'all if i hear about
that damn guinea
pig one more time
NED
Yeah? What're you
gonna do about it?
MICHELLE
don't be surprised
when goat and all
your life savings is
gone by 8 pm
NED
Nevermind I'll shut up
GINA
your life savings of
$8.72 and a gift card
to chiptole
NED
Your point?
NED
At least I HAVE money
NED
Unlike others
PETER
alright why do i feel
like this is directed
towards me
NED
That's because it was
PETER
it's not my fault i
was born like this
MICHELLE
what? stupid and
inconsiderate
PETER
i was gonna say broke :(
PETER
but the only thing
that's broke is my heart
MOLLY
suck it up and take a
shot parker we don't
have time for this
PETER
D:
FINN
bold of you to assume
he's even looked at
alcohol before
PETER
i don't even know
what that is
RYDER
do be fair he didn't
know what crack was
until two months ago
PETER
RYDER STOP THAT
WAS A SECRET
PETER
why me
PETER
i'm a good kid
PETER
i do my homework
and my laundry
PETER
i pet all of the dogs
i see on the street
PETER
im a victim
MOLLY
boo hoo stop being
such a piece of
toast parker
MOLLY
mj can we frame him
for murder now bc
he's getting on my
nerves
MICHELLE
are you kidding? i've
been planning this
from freshman year
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