Shit (ft sad af mido)

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Chat Name Guide

Midoriya: HateMePls
Uraraka: UwUMachine
Iida: SonicOC
Tsuyu: PwettyKermit
Todoroki: Sexypeppermint
Bakugo: BoomBoomBoi
Kirishima: RockHard
Kaminari: DiscountPikaPika
Sero: FlexTape
Mina: AlienQueen
Jiro: ChaoticBiEnergy
Momo: MOMo
Tokoyami: Emobirb
Shouiji: Octopussy
Ojiro: Furry
Hagakure: JohnCena
Aoyama: SparkliestBaguette
Koda: Purebean
Sato: Sugardaddy
Shinso: InsomniCat

Temporary chat name guide

Mineta: SourGrape
All Might: Twunk
Aizawa: Daddy
Present Mic: COCKatoo
Midnight: Sadist
Nezu: Furry2.0

(I didnt spell check so dont bully me please-)

HateMePls: hypothetically...how does someone remove blood stains from a carpet and a bed and chairs and clothes and body?????

HateMePls: hypothetically of course

MOMo: ...What did you do now, Midoriya?

HateMePls: call me deku or izuku and nothinggggggg

HateMePls: I said hypotheticallyyyy its all good

InsomniCat: i dont trust u. Im coming to ur dorm

HateMePls: please dont

UwUMachine: nooo dont come! Everything is fineeeeee! Theres no blood anywhere right izu.

HateMePls: yup! No blood anywhere.

SonicOC: I'm going over there, as well. I definitely don't believe either one of you.

UwUMachine: NO EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL

HateMePls: THERE IS NOTHING GOING ON IN ANY WAY PLS STOP

DiscountPikaPika: Did u murder someone???

HateMePls: NO WE DIDNT. THERE IS NO. BLOOD.

BoomBoomBoi: you dumbass. If you were murdering someone, you should've told me. I wouldve fucking helped

HateMePls: 1) good to know 2) WE DIDNT MURDER ANYONEEEEE

SonicOC: oh my God...

UwUMachine: IIDA ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKES LIKEUEIDJIWJDHDUDIR

ChaoticBiEnergy: wtf is going on

HateMePls: DONT SNITCH IIDA

SonicOC: I wont as long as you explain why there is fucking jelly everywhere.

Sexypeppermint: ...Jelly?

UwUMachine: WE DIDNT WANNA SAY THERE WAS JELLY EVERYWHERE BECAUSE ITS EMBARRASSING SO WE PANICKED AND SAID BLOOD

BoomBoomBoi: You shitheads are so fucking stupid, it actually amusing

HateMePls: We were gonna try and swim in the jelly. Ocha was floating it up here but she tripped and lost her focus. The buckets of jelly fell and exploded everywhere

Sugardaddy: you were going to...swim...in jelly?

UwUMachine: IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME

RockHard: aww that seems like fun

DiscountPikaPika: u shouldve invited us

FlexTape: Yall dumb

UwUMachine: iida u gonna tell?

SonicOC: No, but clean everything up.

HateMePls: awww rats

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