Chat Name Guide
Midoriya: HateMePls
Uraraka: UwUMachine
Iida: SonicOC
Tsuyu: PwettyKermit
Todoroki: Sexypeppermint
Bakugo: BoomBoomBoi
Kirishima: RockHard
Kaminari: DiscountPikaPika
Sero: FlexTape
Mina: AlienQueen
Jiro: ChaoticBiEnergy
Momo: MOMo
Tokoyami: Emobirb
Shouiji: Octopussy
Ojiro: Furry
Hagakure: JohnCena
Aoyama: SparkliestBaguette
Koda: Purebean
Sato: Sugardaddy
Shinso: InsomniCat
Temporary chat name guide
Mineta: SourGrape
All Might: Twunk
Aizawa: Daddy
Present Mic: COCKatoo
Midnight: Sadist
Nezu: Furry2.0
ChaoticBiEnergy: yo did anyone do the hw??
JohnCena: Whats the homework??
DiscountPikaPika: we had hw????
AlienQueen: Shit-
HateMePls: INSTEAD OF DOING HW WHO WANTS TO HEAR WEIRD AND UNCOMFORTABLE FACTS
SonicOC: No thank you.
HateMePls: YOU HAVE NO CHOICE. I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT LOOKING AT THEM SO IMMA SHARE NOW-
MOMo: Are you alright, son? You should sleep.
HateMePls: I WILL MOM. THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN
HateMePls: BUTTER IS FOOD LOTION
Octopussy: u just started and now i need you to STOP
PwettyKermit: Vollyball is hardcore hot potato
HateMePls: IF CINDERELLA WAS A BAKING SLAVE INSTEAD OF A CLEANING SLAVE THEN HER NAME WOULD BE MOZZERELLA
RockHard: STAHP
HateMePls: HORSES RUN AROUND ON THEIR FINGERNAILS
DiscountPikaPika: ahhhHHHHHHHHHH
Emobirb: Ladybugs eat their babies
HateMePls: BRUSHING YOUR TEETH IS THE ONLY TIME YOU CLEAN UR SKELETON
HateMePls: SCOOBY-DOO TAUGHT US THAT ALL THE REAL MONSTERS ARE HUMANS
SonicOC: I-
HateMePls: YOU WAKE UP WHEN U DIE IN A DREAM BECAUSE YOU DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
HateMePls: ICE IS JUST WATER HAVING A BONER
BoomBoomBoi: I'm about to fucking cry, STOP
HateMePls: CLAPPING IS JUST HITTING YOURSELF BECAUSE UR HAPPY
Twunk: please sleep, young Midoriya
Daddy: I agree with him, problem child. I'm somewhat concerned.
COCKatoo: TAKE A NAP LIL LISTENER
HateMePls: I CANTSKCODMSLFMFLF
UwUMachine: I GOT HIM
UwUMachine: I TACKLED HIM AND IMMA FORCE THIS LIL BEAN TO SLEEP
UwUMachine: I SHALL SMUGGLE HIM WITH CUDDLES
Sexypeppermint: Oh god
ChaoticBiEnergy: pls dont murder him
Twunk: Thank you, young Uraraka!
UwUMachine: HES UNCONSCIOUS NOW
Emobirb: Did you actually kill him-
COCkatoo: Is he dead or asleep???
UwUMachine: He's asleep dont worryyy! Now....Mr Hizashi since i put ur son to sleep can i skip the quiz?
UwUMachine: please-
COCKatoo: Wait theres a quiz?? For real?
SonicOC: Youve got to be shitting me.
COCKatoo: Um the quiz is canceled.
SonicOC: You've got to be SHITTING ME
AlienQueen: R u mad iida?
SonicOC: Nope. Not at all. Why would I be?
Sexypeppermint: Midoriya is asleep?
UwUMachine: Yupperoni!
UwUMachine: he must be well rested for our wedding tomorrow
Daddy: Oh, youre still doing that?
Twunk: You two are getting married? Is that even legal? You two are in love?
UwUMachine: its platonic. Izus gay for someone and I have a gf
PwettyKermit: Kero.
COCKatoo: how...does that even work??
UwUMachine: It doesn't.
COCKatoo: makes sense.
COCKatoo, Daddy, and Twunk left the chat
Furry: Theyll probably be back.
JohnCena: tru
Sugardaddy: Koda and I made Izuku cupcakes for when he wakes up!
UwUMachine: oh the ones you gave to me were for izu???
Sugardaddy: Yes...
UwUMachine: There are 5 left...
Sugardaddy: There were 20...
UwUMachine: UwU
DiscountPikaPika: I had 3
PwettyKermit: i had one
Sugardaddy: so that means you ate 11?
UwUMachine: ur so good at math UwU
Sugardaddy: I guess I'll make more...
BoomBoomBoi: Why is shitty nerd just fucking floating around the goddamn house, dead?
UwUMachine: DONT TOUCH HIM HES SLEEPING
Sexypeppermint: He looks so cute...
RockHard: TAKE A PICTURE AND SEND IT TO ME PRIVATELY MAN
AlienQueen: I WANNA SEE
BoomBoomBoi: FUCK OFF
Sexypeppermint: And you all ruined it.
UwUMachine: QUIT MAKING SPARKY BOOM BOOMS BAKUGO! YOULL WAKE MY BABY! IF YOU DO I FUCKING PROMISE YOU THAT WE'LL FIGHT
HateMePls: wtf is happening...??
UwUMachine: GOOD JOB BAKUGO! YOU WOKE THE BABY UP!
BoomBoomBoi: THATS FUCKING YOU
HateMePls: why r u screamimg irl? Its loud.
UwUMachine: shh baby. Hush my dear. Slumber once more and we'll all be quiet as well. Sleep.
HateMePls: okii. Im tired.
JohnCena: he fell back asleep :)
UwUMachine: i love my hubby
PwettyKermit: I love my gfs hubby too
MOMo: We all love Midoriya.
FlexTape: Its late as hell. Night guys!
MOMo: Oh jeez, it is late! Its already 1am! Goodnight, kids!
InsomniCat: Night.
Everyone logged off
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