We were in town, waiting for the Upton lads.
You had your hands in your pockets,
Because you had three pennies .
I wanted Maccies.
Because their fries are mint.
You,
You betraying worm,
You wanted a Cheeky Nando's.
But it was not cheeky
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Sarcastic Poetry
PoetryThis is a work of satire and absolutely intended to offend. Please consult with a doctor before consumption if you suffer from the following; - RupiKaur Syndrome - FakeDeepitis - PTSD (Pretentious TwatShite Disease) - a general lack of humour
