Mary is late to school every day.
It's not because she's lazy.
But Mary's late to school every day.
It's not because she doesn't try.
Only Mary's late to school every day.
It's not as if she wants to be.
Well, Mary's late for school every day.
She tries very hard not to be.
Mary's always late to school.
Do you really want to know why?
Yes
You won't like it.
Tell me
It's because Southern Rail are shite and the trains never run.
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Sarcastic Poetry
PoetryThis is a work of satire and absolutely intended to offend. Please consult with a doctor before consumption if you suffer from the following; - RupiKaur Syndrome - FakeDeepitis - PTSD (Pretentious TwatShite Disease) - a general lack of humour
