When I told my parents I was gay,
They told me I was going
to Hell.They meant Helsinki, but they're dyslexic. We're going on holiday
To Helsinki.They thought I told them I was yag.
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RE: coming out
When I told my parents I was gay,
They told me I was going
to Hell.They meant Helsinki, but they're dyslexic. We're going on holiday
To Helsinki.They thought I told them I was yag.