I Hate My Stomach! (I Just Want To Try A Diet!)

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I'm eating less than usual, IM NOT BEING AMERICAN! I'm eating the portion size, and that's apparently not what my stomach wants!

Me: *eats one burrito*
Stomach: I want more!
Me: *refuses*
Stomach: Screw you!
Me: *feels even more hungry* STOP! IM BEING HEALTHY!

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