BTS Oneshots

The Park Meeting (Part 1)

In which the group of 7 friends get more than they bargained for when they all visit the local park for a meetup
May contain:
-Horror (idk yet)
-Cussing
-Mature Themes (sexual scenes)
-Violence
-Ships: vkook, namjin, yoonmin, and hoseok x army (will be written with female pronouns, but just change in your head if u want too plz)
-this oneshot will be split into more than one part, just so you know
Hope you enjoy! 💕
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BTS Group Chat:
HobiHoe: Sup y'all, so do u guys have plans for tomorrow?? I want to introduce you to someone ;)

MinSugaGenius: Woah, u finally got a girlfriend or something? How much did you have to pay her for that??

HobiHoe: haha, very funny. And I didn't pay her anything, you asshat. She's a real person. 😑

JiminiePabo: are u sure about that? I mean it wouldn't be the first time you pulled a prank like this😂

HobiHoe: Shut up jimin, just because u r in a relationship with yoongi doesn't mean u have never done anything unholy. God knows what u and yoongi do when ur alone

MinSugaGenius: quiet u horse, that's none ya business. Ur interrupting my jiminie time for this fake girlfriend of yours.

HobiHoe: for the last time, she's REAL!

TaeddyBear: can u all plz either shut up or get to the point? Ur disrupting my cuddle session with my baby, so hurry this along.

JiminiePabo: mhmm "cuddle session" 😏

BunBun: yes! Just cuddling, I swear!

JiminiePabo: whatever helps u sleep at night...

TaeddyBear: dont act like ur innocent, jimin, I heard u and yoongi the other day when we were over. And I've seen that box of urs.

JiminiePabo: yah! Shut up Tae! I've heard u and Kookie do shit too, so I don't wanna hear it! I feel bad for poor kookies ass 😭

MinSugaGenius: how about we all just agree we r all kinky fuckers ok? I'm tired.

Namjesus: Alright children, settle down. I'm sure we could all settle this like adults. And I'm sure hobi's girlfriend is real. And I'm sure we can all agree we r all a bit kinky. Or let's agree to disagree. Ok kids?

EatJinnie: joonie I'm literally older than u. Don't take all the parenting credit

Namjesus: fine, my lovely prince, u win

HobiHoe: OK SO ANYGAYS, I want u all to come to that local park we all used to go to tomorrow so we can hang and and u guys can meet that "someone" I was talking about. Is around 5 ok?

MinSugaGenius: alright fine, I gotta see if she's real or not.

JiminiePabo: I'm in, but if this is another prank I'm suing