Marvel oneshots

Loki (Baking Mischief)

Jeez, I'm so sorry for how long it took me to post. I just finished up finals for school and have been trying to get back into my rhythm here at home. I have a few drafts in the works as well as some ideas I'm trying to figure out how to put into words.  This one is just something quick that gave me a giggle so I hope you enjoy!

Also-- holy shit 380 people have read this book??? Thank you guys so much!

~ Dekunuts

"Eggs, flour, sugar, vanilla... okay! I think we got everything!"

"Tell me again why we're doing this?" Loki asks you to hand him an apron with a smile.

"Because baking is fun! Now help me set up everything and measure out ingredients."

"Please tell me— what part of this is considered 'fun'?" He asks, picking up a whisk attachment with a raised eyebrow. You roll your eyes and take it from him.

"If you start helping out you'll see."

"Alright, fine. I'll play along with your little game— what are we baking?" A big smile comes to your face.

"Chocolate chip cookies! But I found a recipe that tells you how you can fill them with Nutella and I really wanted to try it!" Loki chuckles at your excitement.

"Then let us begin, what is our first step?" You hand him a measuring cup.

"Put three cups of flour in here while I set up the mixer." You slide the flour closer to him and start setting up the mixer. "After that, pour it in this bowl and measure out the sugar. We're doing the dry ingredients first." Loki does as he's told, once everything dry is in the bowl you attach it back to the mixer. "You want to give it a whirl?" You ask, stepping aside.

"Fine, how do I work it?" He places his hands on top of the mixer. "Is there a button of sorts?"

"On the side is a lever, pull it towards you to turn it on, just be careful not to—"

Before you can finish Loki pulls the switch too far and the mixer is set to the highest setting. Flour plumes out in a large cloud straight into his face and all over the counter you quickly shut it off, placing a hand over your mouth to try and stop yourself from laughing. Loki's eyes are shut tight and he blows some flour from his lips.

"Again— tell me how this is fun?" You burst into a fit of laughter as Loki wipes the flour from his eyes. "Oh, so this is funny to you?"

"Yes!" You say between laughs. You suddenly feel a handful of flour hit your face, you jump at the suddenness as Loki laughs. "Hey!" You quickly grab a handful from the bag and throw it back at him. He tried to dodge it, but it smacks the side of his face. The two of you laugh as you get into a small flour war, the white powder soon coated the counter and the floors. When the bag is nearly empty is when you put your hands up in defeat.

"Alright! I yield!" You laugh. "No more, Loki!"

Loki beams triumphantly as he watches you grab a towel to wipe your face of flour. But apparently, this victory wasn't enough for him.

Just as you pull the towel back, you feel flour being dumped on your head and you jump, you look at Loki, a thin smile on his face. He chuckles slightly and you begin to laugh again. "You ass hat!" You giggle, grabbing some flour from your hair and flicking it at him. He shakes his head before turning his attention back to the mixer.