*Windows XP earrape*
Jisung: JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
Woojin: It's 2am. Why the fuck?
Jeongin: What was that loud sound? It really scared me
Chan: Now you've done it! WHOEVER MADE THAT LOUD SOUND AND WOKE UP THE SMALL BEAN IS GOING TO BE IN BIG TROUBLE!
Chan: WHO DID IT!!!!????
Hyunjin: It wasn't me. You guys know I value my beauty sleep.
Jisung: Don't make me vomit
Hyunjin: you gross hoe
Jisung: shut up
Seungmin: I was sleeping, so it wasn't me.
Minho: It wasn't me either
Minho: I was too busy watching my baby sleep
Jisung: I'm going home tomorrow and never coming back.
Minho: It's awfully bold of you to assume I was watching you.
Jisung: Don't lie to me.
Jisung: You were sitting right next to my bed when I woke up
Changbin: Holy shit that was loud
Changbin: It was not me
Chan: WELL IT WAS FOKIN' ONE OF YA'S!!!!
Seungmin: wait, Felix hasn't said anything yet.....
Changbin: It was him
Changbin: QUICK! get him before he hides in the cupboard again!
Felix: Binnie! I thought you loved me!
Changbin: exactly, i loved you.
Felix: cunt
Changbin: stop using English words i don't know!
Changbin: i'm gonna ask Chan what it means!!!
Felix: NO, NO, NO, no, no don't
Felix: It means "friend"
Changbin: Oh, I thought you called me something rude for a second. I'm glad you still love me baby.
Felix: Well until you said that, i loved you
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A/N: In Australia, "cunt" means "friend", but it also means the original definition. It's dependent on context.
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