Woojin:
Who's cooking dinner tonight?
Chan:
Me and Felix
Woojin:
It's "Felix and I"
Chan:
Ｓｈｕｔ ｕｐ．
Minho:
I swear to God, if you make spaghetti again, just so you can say "SoMEBoDY tOuChA mY SpaHgEtt!", I'm leaving.
Jisung:
Please don't cook some gross shit and force us to eat it
Seungmin:
Or set the kitchen on fire again.
Chan:
Wow! look who's talking!
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Seungmin:
>:(
Felix:
That was only one time with the faulty toaster
Felix:
...and the fork
Felix:
We're not that bad at cooking. Chan is a fricking master and I can make slightly burnt biscuits
~Later, in the kitchen~
Chan:
Oi Felix!
Chan:
Aussie barbie?
Felix:
Yeah mate, Aussie barbie
*Boganess intensifies*
Chan:
And dessert?
Felix:
These fuckers don't deserve dessert
Chan:
Nah, there's been less broken items, fights, floods and fires than last week.
Chan:
I'll make dessert
~At the dinning table~
Jisung:
This actually isn't shit
Felix:
Told ya
Jeongin:
It's unbelievable
Jeongin:
You guys can actually cook
Chan:
Ok, who taught him how to be salty?
Jeongin:
It was Seungmin Hyung
Seungmin *to Jeongin*:
ˢʰᵘᵗ ᵘᵖ ᵃⁿᵈ ᴵ'ˡˡ ᵍᶦᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ₩⁴⁰⁰⁰
SKZ *to Aussies, not in unison, because they are a mess*:
ThANK YoU
❧
Felix:
Who wants dessert?
Rest of SKZ:
mE!
Hyunjin:
What's for dessert?
Chan:
A really special Australian delicacy
Jisung:
Boomerangs?!
Chan:
Boomerangs aren't food
Jisung:
Then what are they?
Chan:
About to hit your face
Felix:
*Holding tray* Here's dessert!
Changbin:
What the fuck is this?
Minho:
A piece of bread,
Minho:
with butter and sprinkles?
Minho:
Damn, you two are lazy
Chan:
What do you mean?! This recipe takes years to perfect. Just like the spagett did, but even more years.
Jeongin:
It tastes good!
Seungmin:
Are you trying to poison us?
Seungmin:
Kill us with butterbreadsprinkles?!
Felix:
The name is fairy bread and shut up about it's weirdness
Felix:
It holds many childhood memories for us
*Felix and Chan relate to each other in Australian*
Woojin:
Be grateful
Woojin:
We're lucky we haven't been kicked out of the dorm yet
Woojin:
So just eat the damn butterbreadsprinkles
Chan:
It's FAiRY BrEaD!!1!11!1!
Hyunjin:
This is actualy pretty good
Chan:
Well, that was the last time I'm cooking for your ungrateful asses.
Chan:
You made Felix cry
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A/N: I too have memories of Ｂｕｔｔｅｒｂｒｅａｄｓｐｒｉｎｋｌｅｓ
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