Stray Kids Being Crackheads

15

Woojin: I'm back from the grocery store and I bought mandarins.

Changbin: One Jeongin in this household is one too many.

Changbin: We don't need anymore

Woojin: I'll take them back then

Jeongin: No! My brothers!

Jeongin: *runs to kitchen, thnatches mandarins*

Woojin: Come back!

Woojin: I need to put them away

Jeongin: *Runs out of dorm, through the hallway, and out onto the street*

Jeongin:

*Weird screams and dolphin sounds*

Felix: Jeongin has escaped again. Call someone responsible!

~A few hours later~

Seungmin: Where's Jeongin? I need to annoy him

Chan: Wait, he's gone..

Chan: And you didn't tell me!!!!!!

Hyunjin: Bruh, calm down

Felix: https://youtu.be/2ZIpFytCSVc

Chan: HE COULD FUCKING DIE OUT IN THE WILDERNESS!

Chan: HE'S ONLY A SMALL BOY!!!

Woojin: He'll be fine. Hes not that dumb. He's probably just at a park or watching a movie, or buying a lot of foil  and bubble wrap like he did last time he got out

Felix: Chill

Felix: He'll be back soon

Chan: *panicks in Australian*

~Later that night~

Chan: He's sTiLL nOt BacK!!!!

Chan: COME oN! wE'RE gOiNg To fInD hIm!

Woojin:

*Face in pillow* ᴺᵒ, ᵍᵒ ʷᶦᵗʰ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒⁿᵉ ᵉˡˢᵉ. ᴵ'ᵐ ᵗᵒᵒ ᵗᶦʳᵉᵈ.

Woojin:

ᴳᵒ ʷᶦᵗʰ ˢᵉᵘⁿᵍᵐᶦⁿ ᵒʳ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿ'

Chan:

Chan:

*Throws shoe at Woojin*

Woojin:

ＯＯＦ

Chan:

*walking out of room* SEUNGMIN! WAKE UP!!

~In car~

Seungmin:

Why this fricking late? I was having a good dre-

Chan:

ShuT UP! The tiny child is lost and we have to find him!

Seungmin:

*Angry grunt*

Seungmin:

Imma just fall asleep here. Don't wake me.

Seugmin:

*Sleeping.exe has started*

~An hour later~

Chan:

*Tokyo drifts into dorm car park*

Seungmin:

AAHHHHHHH! wHaT tHe FUck!?

~Back in the dorm~

Door:

*Open aggressively*

SKZ in dorm:

*shookith for a second*

Chan:

We didn't find him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Changbin:

That's because we found him

Chan:

wuh¿ *confused chan*

Changbin:

*Points to TV*

"Earlier this evening, a young man was found in a nearby park, bubble wrapping trees and making tents out of foil. The authorities were called several times by disturbed bystanders attending the park and surrounding areas. The authorities pleaded for the man to stop his behavior, but a police man who was at the scene told us that the man had an adorable pulsating energy surrounding him, preventing detainment if needed....."

Woojin:

Oh no,

Chan:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT LITTLE POTATO!!!!!!!

Seungmin:

*Just arrived at the dorms by dragging himself across the floor*

Chan:

Come on Seugmin, we have to go and collect that little bitch. *Drags Seungmin*

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A/N: Now we know why Chan is sleep deprived. He has to drive around collecting his kids and stop them from getting arrested.