Changbin: Felix hide now!
Felix: Why?
Changbin: Just hide. I can't explain!
Changbin: Hurry before it's too late!!!
Felix: Where?
Changbin: ANYWHERE!!!
Chan:
FELIX!
Chan:
WHERE ARE YOU? WE NEED TO TALK!
Felix: He's speaking English. It must be bad.
Felix: Changbin what the hell did you do?!
Changbin: I don't know! I just went over and started talking to him.
Changbin: He got up and stormed off to find you.
Changbin: Don't worry, I will always remember you Felix. I will bring flowers to your grave everyday and I won't touch the special box that you keep under your bed that you never let me look at.
Felix: I'm not going to die, hopefully.
Felix: You know about that?!
Changbin: I know everything.
Felix: So you know about the....
Changbin: Yes.
Felix: and that one.....
Changbin: yep.
Felix: And the...
Changbin: Yes I do.
Felix: I don't know if that's creepy or cute.
Changbin: He's at the door! Stay quiet.
Felix: Changbin, I'm scared.
Felix: I here footsteps
Changbin: Just calm down and shut up.
Changbin: I'll try and create a diversion.
Changbin:
Hey Seungmin!
Changbin:
I've got something really cool to show you!
Seungmin:
Ok, what is it?
Changbin:
ummmm.....
Changbin:
I saw a bird outside the window!
Seungmin:
*Looks out window*
Seungmin:
Where?
Seungmin:
Ow! Why the heck did you punch me?!
Changbin:
*Yelling* Leader! Seungmin's hurt! We need assistance!
Felix: He's not leaving! Do something else!
Changbin: I can't. Seungmin's attacking me.
Changbin:
*Yells even louder* Chan! The kitchen's on fire!!1!!!11!1!1!1!1!!!
Minho:
No it's not. It's completely fine, what are you talking about?
Felix: He's not going to believe that!
Felix: Jisung's pulled that prank too many times
Changbin: We seriously need Chan this time!
Felix: Oh no.....
Felix: You didn't. Did you?
Changbin:
Help! The selcas on the counter are buring!!!!
Felix: You're such an idiot. Why do I love you?
Changbin: Because I set your heart on fire like I did to this kitchen?
Chan:
Ah ha! I found you!
Felix: HeLK He hAs MAhY PoHnE!!!1!!11111!!!!
Felix: ItZ ALL OvEr FOrE Me nJOW
Felix:
Chan, ya know there's a f-
Chan;
WHY DID CHANGBIN COME UP TO ME AND STRAIGHT UP CALL ME A CUNT?!?!??!?!??!???!??
Felix:
Is that what he did? Why'd he do that? *trying to look like he doesn't know anything*
Chan:
DID YOU TEACH HIM THAT LANGUAGE!!!????
Felix:
Well....
Felix:
I sort of called him a cunt and told him it meant friend.
Felix:
I'm not wrong though.
Chan:
NO SUCH WORDS WILL BE USED IN THIS HOUSEHOLD AND IF I CATCH YOU SAYING OR TEACHING THEM AGAIN, I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR BOGAN ASS BACK TO AUSTRALIA!!!!!!!
Felix:
Ok, ok, almighty leader
Felix:
But seriously, there's a fire in the kitchen.
Chan:
Hmmm..... sure.
Chan:
*Exits room*
Chan:
Jesus Christ!
Chan:
I'm calling the fire put-outers!
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Changbin: Why didn't you tell me cunt didn't just mean friend?!
Felix: I didn't tell you because I didn't want my ass to be kicked out of the group or you to get mad.
Changbin: Well, I'm mad.
Changbin: And I'm not talking to you ever again.
Felix: That won't last very long
Changbin: No! it will!
Felix: You dumb bastard
Changbin: CHAN!
Felix: NO! Stop!
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A/N: Dried sea weed is weird, but really nice. Sorry that was random
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Stray Kids Being Crackheads
Short StoryA Stray Kids group chat book full of crackheadedness. This book contains texting and IRL scenarios between the members of the ＦＡＢＵＬＯＵＳ kpop boy band, Stray Kids. Quite cracktacular. Rated 5 pineapples on Uber. #452 in crack 24/6/19. #443 in crack 27...
