Chan:
This hotel is amazing!
Chan:
It has like five pools, three restaurants and a million rooms.
Woojin:
Yeah. This place is great
Chan:
Has everyone chosen a bed?
Seungmin:
No
Seungmin:
I want the one near the window, which I rightfully claimed first, but Changbin won't remove his fat ass and stuffed animals off.
Chan:
Changbin gets the bed
Changbin:
*is a smiley boi*
Seungmin:
What! bu-
Chan:
You'll probably end up breaking the window and falling out from dancing dancing spastically
Chan:
Find another bed.
Chan:
When everybody's done settling in, we'll go and take a look around the hotel and possibly go and buy some ice cream if you all behave.
Felix:
You're the best leader even though you IQ is lower than a two year olds.
Chan:
Than- . What did you say!!??
Chan:
You don't get ice cream now.
Felix
Changbin will but it for me then
Changbin:
No i won't
Changbin:
You still owe me ₩16000 and you haven't payed me back in over a month.
Felix:
mean >:(
Jeongin:
where have Jisung and Minho gone?
Hyujin:
THEy'Re InViSiBle!
Jeongin:
Oh nO!
Woojin:
Hyunjin, Jeongin, stop panicking. They probably just ran off somewhere
Changbin:
*cough*ᵗᵒᵐᵃᵏᵉᵒᵘᵗ*cough*
Hyunjin:
Iv'e found them
*SKZ run to window*
Seungmin:
Ha ha, they're in the hot tub
Jeongin:
We should sneek up on them and scare them *evil smiles*
Chan:
Nah. I have a better idea
Chan:
*gets phone out and starts recording*
Chan:
♫TWO BrOs, cHiLLIn' IN a hOt tUb, No fEEt ApaRt CoS thEy'rE GaY♫
*All of Stray Kids in the hotel room lmaoing*
Seungmin:
We should show them this when they get back.
Chan:
No! They'll kill me.
Jeongin:
*thnatches phone*
Jeongin:
LEL TrY AnD caTcH mE hAHa!
Chan:
Damn.
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A/N: From that day onward Chan was in hiding. That was not funny, I'm sorry.
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