~In Felix's room~
Felix and Changbin:
*Eating chips whilst watching dank memes*
Felix:
Ya know Bin, in Australia, fries and chips are both called chips?
Changbin:
Why?
Felix:
I don't know.
Felix:
I guess it's just the bogan way
Changbin:
What's a bogan?
Felix:
Shut up and watch the memes
"YAAAAASSSSS, YASSSSSS!!! i gOt 2 fRee TaCoS!!11!! 1!1!!!!!"
Felix:
*Laugning histerically*
Felix:
*Chokes*
Changbin:
Oh my god, are you alright?
Changbin:
Come on, it wasn't that funny
Felix:
*Still choking*
Changbin:
Oh gOd! You're not ok!
Changbin:
Oh shIeT! WaHt dO I Do?!
Changbin:
Oh, that de-choking maneuver!
Changbin:
Don't worry, i'll save you. Don't panick
Changbin:
I'm here for you
Changbin:
*Does Heimlich maneuver on Felix*
Jeongin:
*Enters room*
Jeongin:
Hey can I bor- . WhaT thE hELL aRe YoU DoIng?!
Changbin
I swear, it's not what it looks like!!!
Jeongin:
My EyES, mY eYeS!
Jisung:
What's all the screaming abou- OH MY GOD!
Jisung:
WHAT THE FUCK!?
Jisung:
At LeAsT wAit UnTiL yOu'Re aloNE tO DO thAt!!!!
Felix:
*Still choking*
Jisung:
There are children around
Jisung:
You've scarred Jeongin for life now!
Hyunjin:
*From room* Why did Jeongin run to me in tears?
Hyunjin:
*From room* WHo HuRT thE ChILd!!???
Hyujin:
*From room* I WILL BREAK YOU NECK!
Jisung:
Changbin was fucking Felix and Jeongin walked in
Hyunjin:
DISGUSTANG!!
Changbin:
THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M DOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!!111!!!!
Minho:
Changbin just stop. You're tiring the poor boy out.
Changbin:
I'M NOT FUCKING FELIX FOR THE LAST GODDAMN TIME!!!!!!!!!!
Minho:
So, you're going to do it again?
Changbin:
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Changbin:
SHUT UP AND LEAVE IF YOUR NOT GOING TO BELIEVE ME!
Changbin:
THIS ISN'T EVEN A SEX POSITION!!! HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER, OR IS YOUR SQUIRREL BRAIN TOO SMALL TO HOLD ANY INFROMATION?
Jisung:
Ok, ok, just don't scream too loud.
Changbin:
BITCH WHEN I'M DONE SAVING FELIX'S LIFE, I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR LEGS!!!!
Felix:
*is now ok*
Felix:
Jesus Christ! I could have DIED!!!!
Felix:
I'm fine now, thanks :)
Changbin:
You're now banned from eating and watching memes at the same time.
Felix:
I am: a meme
Felix:
Rude >:(
Changbin:
I saved your life, don't be a bitch
Chan:
CHANGBIN! FELIX!
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A/N: I don't know what the frick that was, I am sorry. Misunderstandings are WeiRd.
I have been so hesitant to upload this. I hope no one freaks out.
Have a great day or night, and don't choke whilst watching memes! :)
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