Changbin: I suck at pick up lines
Chan: Well, you're pretty strong, so I don't see why you wouldn't be able to pick up a line
Changbin: ew, just stop
Woojin: I can teach you
Chan: He's lying
Chan: He's absolutely terrible with pick up lines
Woojin: I'm stealing all your pillows and throwing them out the window
Chan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woojin: SCHOOL'S IN SESSION!!!!
Changbin: I'm just gonna leav-
Woojin: STAY
Jisung: wtf the happened here?
Changbin: Woojin's teaching me about pick up lines
Jisung: You'll learn nothing from him
Minho: ooh, this seems fun
Jisung: AHHH WHY ARE YOU HERE!?!?!??!?!
Seungmin: Hey Changbin,
Changbin: ye?
Seungmin: Are you a vacumm cleaner?
Seungmin: Because you suck.
Minho: *wheeze*
Jisung: oh my fucking god i hate this
Seungmin: THANK YOU!
Changbin: rude.
Minho: are you a summer night, because you're pretty short!
Hyunjin: seadrgyuhjskjhgtfywuisjkdshgs yes bitch
Hyunjin: That was amazing
Changbin: WsgSdfghJTRerdfgHJKHgfdreTYUJKIUYTFRtyuijkmjHBGFDFvgbhjuyTFG sHuT uP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Felix: Are you trash?
Felix: Because i'd like to take you out
Changbin: really?
Changbin: of course!
Felix: ah, shit ThAt'S NoT WhAt I MeAn'T
Minho: Exposed
Felix: MinhOE StOp!!!! i WiLExPoSe yOuR sEcREcTs!!!
Minho: ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈⁿ'ᵗ ᵈᵃʳᵉ
Felix: I'll start with your search history
Minho: OK, A BITCH IS GONNA DIE TODAY!!!!
Felix: ghasdhjadfsHFRTFTyguhiFGHYJUUFRGH I'll give that a hard pass. no thanks
Chan: Minho wtf have you been doing????!?!?!??!?!
Minho: N o t h i n g a t a l l
Chan: Ok
Chan: So you wouldn't mind me going to the internet provider to check all the searches?
Minho: NO DON'T!
Jisung: This just got interesting
Jeongin: hey, you're about as muscular as sea weed
Jeongin: and sea weed doesn't have any muscles
Changbin: Ya'll are just being bullies now
Changbin: I'm out
Woojin: Yes, we know you're gay
Felix: *gei
Changbin: Not that context
Changbin: See ya hoes
Changbin:
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A/N: yep, that's on the internet.
It took me a long time to write this because I kept getting distracted by Yungblud, a fricking amazing musician.
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