The Outsiders Imagines and Preferences

The Gang as dope island vines

Sodapop @ Sandy: "I want you back" *breaks into dance* "sike bitch ion want you fuck-a you and ya grandma too"

Darry: what is that?
Ponyboy: oh that's my pop tart wrapper
Darry: see one day you're gonna wake up and a mouse gon be eating ya nuts

Ponyboy: dad look what I did
Darry: what about your grades? Ya dumbass
Ponyboy: but... I stopped world hunger..
Darry: I stopped caring

Johnny: did you get the cucumbers?
Pony: darn it I forgot
Johnny: oh... it's- it's fine
Pony: I'll get it next time
Johnny: *holding bleach* there won't be a next time

Two-Bit: aye happy Father's Day
Dally: I ain't got no fuckin kids pull out game strong bitch

Soda: so I sent this girl a dick picture right
Steve: okay?
Soda: and she sent one back what should I do
Steve: what do you think you should say
Soda: why is it bigger than mine

Pony: Darry I got you a new car it's in the back yard
Darry: did you clean yo homework
Pony: how do you clean-
Darry: nope fuck you

Darry: okay senior trip where do you guys wanna go?
Steve: the Bahamas!
Darry: I don't know about that
Dally: lets go to hell
Darry: no

Pony: hey Darry can I get some-
Darry: fuck you
Pony: all you had to say was yes or no

Soda: Steve I just sold my soul for aids
Steve: wha- what is wrong with you
Soda: ... I got aids

Dallas: agent coyote this is headquarters do you copy?
Johnny: yes sir I do
Dallas: and agent little dick do you copy
Pony: agent what?!
Dallas: agent little dick

Tim Shepherd: you probably play with yourself at night
Dallas: YOU PROBABLY PLAY WITH YOOUR STOMACH YOU FAT BITCH
The gang: oh my god
Tim: *crying* why would you say that

Pony: *yawns*
Two-Bit: WHAT DID I SAY
Pony: I'm not sucking ghost dick
Two-Bit: what the fuck is that?
Dally's ghost: ima just, ima... ima leave...

Teacher: guys lets write about a failure that happened in your life
Johnny: it all started when I was born
Teacher: lets talk about success guys

Teacher: all you do is order of operation
Two-Bit: ms. Smith! Ms. Smith!
Teacher: excuse me I have a PHD
Two-Bit: and I have to P E E

Dally: dang girl I didn't know you look like that ;)
Sylvia: look like what :p
Dally: lookin ugly as shit bitch

Dally: Johnny what's wrong?
Johnny: *points to soc* I just wanna be like the cool kids
Dally: ...there's other things you can do Johnny

Steve: boy I'm bout to flame ya *turns stove on and back off* what are those
Pony: ...khakis