🎈:Favorite pick-up lines

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*Bill*
~"Y-You look cold, w-want to use m-me as a bl-blanket?"
~"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes"

*Richie*
~"Your body is 75% water, and I'm thirsty"
~"If you were a vegetable you'd be a
cute-cumber"

*Eddie*
~"Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?"
~"Have you been to the doctors lately? Cause you look like your lacking some vitamin me"

*Stan*
~"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material"
~"Are you from Tennessee, because you're the only ten-I-See"

*Mike*
~"I was so enchanted by your beauty that i ran into that wall over there, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes"
~"We're not socks but I think we make a great pair"

these are so mf dumb lmao
Love ya
Anna♥️

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