🎬:Them as inappropriate jokes

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*Jaeden*
~"life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole"

*Finn*
~"You know why Santa's sack is so big? It's because he only comes once a year!"

*Jack*
~"You know what a bungee jump and hookers have in common?" "No and i really d-" "they're both cheap, fast and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed"

*Wyatt*
~"What do women and noodles have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them!"

*Chosen*
~"Wanna know how to embarrass an archeologist? Give them a used tampon and ask what period is it from"

i hope you guys are having a good new years! <3
2020 baby!
Love ya
Anna♥️

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