twenty five

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GROUP NAME: Area 51 raid gang
MEMBERS: RYDER, GINA, MOLLY, FINN

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RYDER
y'all....

MOLLY
uh oh

MOLLY
did you watch
coco again

MOLLY
ryder we know how
sensitive you are

FINN
omg fuck ernesto
de la cruz

GINA
recuerdame

RYDER
no omg but im watching
big hero 6 tonight don't
worry

RYDER
but i have great news

FINN
well then spit it out
because the bachlorette
is almost on

RYDER
peter and i had sex

GINA
girl we been fuckin knew

GINA
your after sex glow
was SHINING

MOLLY
yeah homie we knew
he did you right as
soon as we saw you
at school

MOLLY
'ryder what's up?'
'oh nothing :)'
yeah nothing my ASS

FINN
girl we've known you
long enough ya know
that THAT was your
brightest sex glow

FINN
like

FINN
congratulations!
you're officially
the last person
to know!

RYDER
sjsjsjsjsj

GINA
we decided to let
you come to us
rather than us
asking you about
it since we already
knew ;)

MOLLY
well??

MOLLY
details???

MOLLY
how good was he???

RYDER
holy shit he was amazing.
it's like he knew how to
do everything right?

FINN
well at least we know
who has a subscription
to porn hub

RYDER
honestly i wouldn't
be surprised

RYDER
anyway

RYDER
i won't go into those
details but he was
gentle? like he didn't
do anything i wasn't
comfortable with and
he just knew what he
was doing

GINA
surprising

RYDER
i know i was shocked too

MOLLY
alright but real talk

MOLLY
how many rounds

RYDER
heheheh🤠

RYDER
his aunt wasn't home
because of the power
outage so she stayed
at her friends so we
had the whole place
to ourselves

MOLLY
so i'll guess - 2?

RYDER
whoever guesses right
gets $20 venmoed

FINN
shit i really need a
new bucket hat

FINN
alright 4

GINA
hold on im calculating

GINA
6

RYDER
looks like finn gets his hat

FINN
sQWUEEE

FINN
in your dumbass faces!

FINN
wait holy SHT
4 ROUNDS???

GINA
DAMN GIRL

MOLLY
holy shit y'all are legends

MOLLY
condom kid is
a LEGEND

RYDER
im not complaining!
we just took advantage
of being alone!

FINN
holy shit you probably
took his v card tho

RYDER
i did

RYDER
i asked him if he
was completely
sure before we did
it the first time and
he said that he was
never more sure
about something
so i was like calm

MOLLY
modern day romance

GINA
omg im so happy
for you guys!!!!

GINA
wait

GINA
did he ask you out

GINA
because if not i will
literally murder him

RYDER
don't worry he did!

RYDER
he was super relieved after
and i was like ???? homie
did you expect me to
say no???? wtf

MOLLY
hey the boy's gotta worry

MOLLY
don't want no other guy
stealin his perfect girl

FINN
he was probably relieved
because we said we'd kill
him if he didn't ask you
out sooooooooo

RYDER
i love y'all so much

RYDER
protectin me n shit

RYDER
i love that

GINA
awe babygirl we love YOU

FINN
and we love him because
he gave you your best
after sex glow!!

MOLLY
can't argue with that

RYDER
i mean yeahhhh

RYDER
anyways i gotta go
to this stupid club
meeting and do
some stuff i'll catch
you whores later

FINN
ok have fun
use protection

MOLLY
peter is stuff

GINA
lmaoooo you right

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