How to get kicked out of walmart

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307.  Throw nail polish at people

308. Start a food fight

309. Be an asshole

310. Be a douchebag

311. Pretend to be a casheir and over charge customers for their items

312.  Have a summoning ritual ,and attempt to summon a demon, in the mddle of the store with your friends

313. Make a nest out of blankets in the middle of the store and squak at anyone who comes near.

314.  Wear as little clothing as possible

315. Put googly eyes on everything

316. Put mustaches on everything

317.  Throw a orchistra concert with your fellow friends (doesn't matter if you can't play! It will make it all the better!) and start playing some wierd folk music.

318. Start making it rain with monopoly money

319. Make a legit rap video with big chain jewlery, making it rain, grills, etc.

320. Pretend to be Elsa from Frizen and throw ice at everyone

321.  Go around smelling eveyone and rate them on a scale of 1 or 5, or make up your own scale like roses to garbage.

322. LIVE THERE

323.  Start throwing snow (real or fake) at people and saying, it's started to look a lot like Christmas!

324. Set up a slip and slide in the middle of the store and try to get people to join you.

325. Have a karaoke party with your friends.

326. Reenact a whole bunch of your favorite vines using unsuspecting bystanders/customers in them.

327. Try to pay the cashier with a different money currency (euro, peso, yen, etc) and throw a fit when not accepted as pay.

328. Pretend to be British

329. Pretend to be French

330. Have a friend pretend be  French, you pretend to be British (or vise versa) and reenact wars between the two in the most stereotypical way.

331.  Bring all of your pets to the store and set up a doggie day-care.

332. Wear a quarantine costume block off the exits with plastic and do not cross sign. Make up some super sophisticated sounding disease and make really really dangerous. Do not let anyone leave.

333.  Run around  scaring little kids with a monster mask on

334. Set up a game of dodge ball

335 Jump into other people's cart and yell,"onward my nobel steed!"

336. Slap people fishes

337. Dress up as a the little mermaid and go to the fish section. Then cry.

338. Dress uo as a banana, go to the fruit section, and cry out brotheren!

339. Cosplay as your favorite characters and renact episode from your favorite anime (or from anywhere)

340. Kick yourself out of walmart

341. Steal all of the free samples

342. throwing shaving cream pies at people

343. Have a slumber party!

344. Try to throw a Kpop concert without any clue how to sing the song

345. Set up a slip and slide

246.  Balloon fights

247. WATER balloon fights

248. Start judging people on their clothes very very loudy and like right in front of them

249.  Try to reenact (gay) fanfiction 

250.  Just start a riot over how good lucky charms are

251. Have a tour of many British people and watch how they start insulting everything

252. Sit in the seat of a shoppin cart. Turn a basket onto your back and be a shopping cart turtle!

253.  Turn the cart upside down and get under it. Pretend to be trapped

254. Use thongs as sling shots in a major battle

255. Have a pie eating contest set up where anyone can join! (Hands behind your back)

256. Start complaining a out EVERYTHING

257. Just show naked...

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