Hey all my dear watttpaders this is more ways to get kicked out of walmart! Enjoy!!!!
18. Jump on some random persons back and say "Giddy up! Horsey!"
19. Shake up some sodas then open them and drench some random people in the soda.
20. Knock down all the merchandise.
21. Open chips in the isles and start eating them without paying.
22. Shoot random people with nerf guns.
23. Drow food at every living thing in sight.
24. Go up to some old person and say "Grandma/Grandpa! Your alive! It's MIRACLE!!!"
25. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell “AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!”
26. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
27. Take someone’s shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them’s cart
28. Play peanut butter jelly time on the intercom and have your friends dance in banana costumes
29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”
30. Pretend there is a crime scene and start questioning everyone to find who commuted the crime
31. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice
32. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them
33. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap
34. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts
35. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a “d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!”
36 Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor
37. . Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?”
38. Climb up a ladder & try doing a King Kong thing
39. Run through the make-up department and yell, “There’s a dead body in aisle 3!!!”
40. Grab a can of whipped cream & find a bald guy Spray it on his head
41. Dress up in a fairy costume, and climb up a ladder and when people go by say “your wish is granted”
42. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell “ROLLBACK!!!”
43. Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say… sir or madam… don’t think that.
44. Walk towards a group of people and hit your head and say in a loud voice, “Shut up in there.”
45. Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2 year old did it and then say, “She’s horrible at giving make-overs!” and point to a random woman.
46. Go up to random people and ask them if they will be your friends then link arms and start to sing the friends theme song
47. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store
48. Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead. Lay a 20 dollar bill on the ground and back away and when someone tries to pick it up run up to them and yell hands off my dollar!! Then got to a manager and tell him that they stole 20 dollars from you
49. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles
50. Try all of the sodas and put them back then say, “Yup, that stuff’s not poisonous.”
51. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down
52. Run up to random people and ask if they like green eggs and ham
53. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags, then attempt to fit others into very large gym bags
54. Bang on the pots and pans in the cooking aisle
55. Act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions
56. Swing on the half price banners
57. Go up to a random person and tap on his/her shoulder. When the person looks at you, ask what and walk off like you’re annoyed
58. Burp and say mmmm, tasty
59. Hold Barbie for ransom
60. Run around with a country music cd and sing Queen’s “We Will Rock You”
61. throw random items over into the next aisle and see if you can score into someone’s cart
62. Ride around in a Barbie jeep with Barbie in the front seat and act like you’re talking to her by saying “Let’s bust this joint!”
63. Wrap a hose around you and shout, “AAH! I’M BEING HELD HOSTAGE!”
64. Do your own radio show over the intercom
65. Go to the aisle with the Star Wars stuff and hold up a Luke Skywalker toy and say “Luke, I am your father” and make breathing noises in your darth vader mask
66. Glue pennies on the floor ‘heads’ side up
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How to get kicked out of walmart
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