*warning: this chapter is very emo-tional
The sun was setting over the horizon,
casting an orange hue over the sleepy town. Dora and Pepper were emo.
And they were in love. Their chemical romance was strong enough to defy even the goths. They were quaking. Their collective weave was in orbit of the supposedly round earth.
"I want to declare my love for you in a sonnet that I wrote," said Dora.
*to the tune of happy birthday
I am emo for you
Ill take an emo for two
I am sorry,
I am sorry
Bacon is friends and not food.
*music switched to screamo cover
MY HEART BLEEDS OUT FOR YOU
BLACK SLUDGE ON MY FLOOR, A PUDDLE OF GOO
I YELL AT MY MOM AS SHE WALKS OUT THE DOOR
PLEASE DONT LEAVE, PLEASE DONT LEAF, I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE
MY BLACK NAIL POLISH IS STARTING TO CHIP,
MY FAKE TATTOO IS FADING OFF MY HIP,
MY MOM'S BLACK FAUX JEWELLERY IS STARTING TO SLIP.
A BLACK OCEAN OF EMOTION, ITS TIME TO TAKE A DIP.
"Ok that's good enough Im over this emo crap anyway," said Peppa.
"What?" Said Dora. "I still have four hundred and twenty more verses!"
~_*^ i guess this is about to be a girl fight.... _~%*|\
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Can you guys please give me some sympathy my pet worm died.
Rip Hairy Wormington
He died an honourable death in my salad.
This was inspired by real life when my dad became emo and I sang him a 5 hour long departure song.
Also me and Jessica got in a girl fight. She told me that KD was slimy and only eaten by heathens. She also peed in her diaper.
You're 1"9 ain't got nothin on me.
I almost beat her in that last fight, but next time I'll destroy her I swear.
Until next time my #dumblings ! ❤️💕💕❣️
- DB
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