M.A.C.

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To make their relationship official, Peppa and Dora decided to get their DNA tested together. Because Peppa has Amazon Prime, the results came back in minutes.

Peppa went first. 98% pig.... wait WHAT?? Peppa thought that she was 100% pig! Well, as she looked down, Peppa realized she was actually 2% vampire. Yes, somewhere down the line one of Peppa's ancestors had married a vampire! Very shocking information.

Next, Dora looked at her results. She didn't think they could be anymore shocking than Peppa's, but boy was she wrong!!!!!













Dora the Explorer was 23% macaroni. That's right, one of Dora's grandparents was a delicious Kraft  dinner meal. How could this have happened? No one knows. It remains a mystery to this very day.

"I don't know how I feel about dating a macaroni," said Peppa.

"Screw you!" Said Dora. " I'm only 1/4 macaroni."

"Ew, fractions, disgusting," said Peppa. She was now seriously considering ending their 1 hour relationship.

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Sorry it's been so long since I posted a chapter! I've been working on this one non stop. I actually quit my job in order to pursue writing as a career.

Love,

-DP

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