Rick and Morty X Reader (Season 1)

S1 E2: Safe Dreaming

I then slowly blinked my eyes open.

There I saw were Rick and Morty fixing me up.

"(groans X2) What happened to me?" I say as blood came gushing out of my hip.

"(gasps) Alissa, you're alive!" Morty says and hugs me.

"Yeah, shut up." I say to Morty.

"Morty, get a paper towel quick!"

"Okay Rick!" Morty says, running to the kitchen.

Morty grabs a paper towel and covers my blood wound.

"Ssssss." The monster screeches as it's coming out of my leg.

"(screams) Watch out!"

The blood wound monster then came out of my leg.

Rick shot at it and a shot turned it into some weird creature with pink blood spilling out of it.

It falls down, blood oozing out of its cracked head.

Shocked, unspoken and full of questions, Rick grabbed a potion and poured it on my leg.

It healed up almost immediately.

"Are you ok, kid?" Morty asked me.

"Yeah. I think sooo..." I slurred my own words and passed out on the couch.

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"(gasps) (breathes quickly) Where are we?" I say, waking up and looking at the scenery around me.

"Apparently where a Meeseeks is at." Rick looks at me and says.

"Where's he's about to get kissed by Beth."

"Meeseeks, will you marry me?" Beth said, kneeling on her knee and proposed a ring to him.

"Yes-or-ree!" Meeseeks said to Beth.

As soon as Beth is about to kiss Meeseeks, he disappears.

Beth then cries. "Beth, are you o-"

Rick starts up the conversation.

"No, Rick, Meeseeks just left me!" Beth says through her tears.

"Beth, he disappeared somewhere else I don't know." Rick said confused.

"Shut up dad! Get the hell away from me!" Beth said, wiping away her tears.

"Okay, okay, Beth." Rick said to her.

"C'mon Alissa! Let's go!" Morty says to me.

"Okay, okay, Morty! Geez!" You say.

"That's my catchphrase!" Morty yells at me.

"Shut up." I say back.

"Rick!" Morty yells to him.

There was a wall right in front of us.

Rick shot a portal charge and we all ran through the portal.

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The portal takes us three back to the garage.

"Alright, guys, I'll see you guys back in like, a couple of hours." I say as I leave the garage.

"Okay, bye!" Morty says.

"Shut up Morty." Rick tells him to.

"Wow... What the hell happened today?" I say as I walk off into the living room since there was no other place to go.

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Current Episode: S1 E2 - Safe Dreaming
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