"Ah, another day, another life." I say, stretching and woken up.
I currently reside in the Smith's house.
I make myself a bowl of cereal.
I pour the cereal into the bowl first, but it floats to the ceiling, and so does the bowl.
The bowl crashes onto the ceiling, making a loud noise.
"What the hell is going on here?"
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"Rick, what happened?" Morty worries about.
"I don't know, Morty."
"Rick, what the hell happened here?" I say to him.
"Well, you guys are going to be mad at me for this, but... I did it." Rick said.
"Did what?" I ask Rick.
"I made the items you grab float in zero-gravity."
"What the hell, Rick?" Me and Morty both said.
"Just... Morty, get me Szechuan Sauce from McDonald's." Rick said.
"Okay, Rick, but you owe me money!" Morty said. (closes door)
"Rick, what the hell is Szechuan Sauce?" I ask to Rick as he says, "It's my Holy Grail, Alissa! Don't disrespect my sauce!"
"Okay, Rick, geez!" I respond, sitting at his desk.
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[1 hour later...]
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[The door opens.]
"Morty, what the f*ck were you doing? Taking your sweet time at McDonald's for a simple god*amn sauce?"
"Screw you, Moo-(belches)-orty!" Rick said while getting mad.
Rick turns his back and quickly does something with the sauce.
He turns around, tastes the sauce and licks his fingers.
"Mmm. This stuff is good! Try it, Alissa!" Rick begs me. I then try the sauce.
I then get a bit woozy from it. "Did you?-" I say and looked at the sauce.
It was laced with d*ugs.
"Rick, you motherf-" I couldn't say anything else since I passed out onto the floor, knocked out by the d*ugs.
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(pitch black)
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"Uhh?... Where am I?" Dream me doozedly said. I looked above me and saw a Meeseeks.
"I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!" It says.
"Oh. Hello Mr. Mees..."
Meeseeks gets stabbed through the heart, and the heart came out his stomach.
"Uhhh. Help-ree..." Blood came out of him. Clean red blood.
"(gasp) Mr. Meeseeks!" Dream me says while crying.
Then, my dream zooms out to the regular world and I experience myself having a full-on panic attack.
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My eyes were bloodshot red.
"Mr. Meeseeks. He died." I said, getting into a cannonball position and sucking my thumb.
"Oh great Rick. You treat Alissa like this because you filled the sauce with d*ugs." Morty rants at Rick.
"It was supposed to be a freaking prank Morty."
"How the hell is putting d*ugs into something a prank Rick?" Morty yells at Rick.
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Current Episode - Episode 3: Rick's Szechuan Sauce
Next Episode - Episode 4: Cereal and An FBI Capture
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Rick and Morty X Reader (Season 1)
FantasyRick and Morty X Reader is basically a story where Alissa Beckholm goes on random adventures with her companions, Rick and Morty. Too much stuff happens broh.
