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Teacher: This test is very easy
Me: Sure it is, you already know the answers
The only “B” word you should call women is beautiful. Bitches love to be called beautiful
People that don’t know me think I’m shy. People who do wish I was
Do you ever just want to grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper “no one gives a fuck,”
“You took my daughters virginity!”
“I’m sorry sir, it won’t happen again,”
Partying, YOLO. Forever alone, SOLO. Marco, POLO. Condom broke, OHNO. You like men, HOMO. Bitches be crazy, FOSHO. Run bro’ run, POPO.
"Let's talk dirty”... "What?!”... "I said its 10:30."
Twitter....where 5 minutes becomes 5 hours.
Pissed off (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ *flips table*
"Fuck it" - my final thought before making most decisions.
Boy: You are the funniest and most beautiful girl I've ever met. Girl: You just want to f*ck me. Boy: Wow and you're smart too.
Cop- "Let’s do a drug test." Me- "Cool, which drugs are we testing?"
Guy: "Hey! Want to play the rape game?" Girl: "No..."Guy: "That's the spirit!"
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The book of cool pointless facts
NáhodnéDid you know the most favoured day for suicide is on Mondays? No? What about slugs have four noses? NO? Have you heard that really funny joke where-YOU HAVEN'T??? WHAT PLANET ARE YOU ON! QUICK QUICK QUICK READ THIS BOOK NOW! Phew! And to think you w...
